Drunk Internet Test

Answer six stupid questions and find out whether your browser needs a designated driver.

1. You opened this site because:
I typed it calmly
A friend dared me
I followed a suspicious link
I blacked out inside a browser tab

2. Your browser history tonight is:
Normal
Questionable
Evidence
A cry for help

3. The modem sound makes you feel:
Confused
Nostalgic
Powerful
Like buying a domain

4. How many tabs are open?
Under 5
5 to 20
I stopped counting
The tab bar is a slot machine

5. Would you sign a public guestbook?
No
Maybe
Yes
I already wrote a confession

6. idrunk.com should become:
A site
A quiz
A party game
A full internet illness