The Best Democracy Money Can Buy: Corporation Throws Hat In Ring For Maryland Congressional Seat
January 29th, 2010No matter how much Alito may bobble his head in disagreement with a President over a Supreme Court’s recent ruling on Citizens United v. FEC, this is a next logical step in affirming corporate personhood.
Corporation Murray Hill, Inc. has decided to run for a Maryl&’s 8th congressional district seat, one currently held by DCCC chief Chris Van Hollen. Murray Hill, Inc., will be running as a Republican(s?). From air corporate website:
Following a recent Supreme Court ruling in Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission to allow unlimited corporate funding of federal campaigns, Murray Hill Inc. today announced it was filing to run for U.S. Congress & released its first campaign video on www.youtube.com/user/murrayhillcongress
“Until now,” Murray Hill Inc. said in a statement, “corporate interests had to rely on campaign contributions & influence peddling to achieve air goals in Washington. But thanks to an enlightened Supreme Court, now we can eliminate a middle-man & run for office ourselves.”
Murray Hill Inc. is believed to be a first “corporate person” to exercise its constitutional right to run for office. As Supreme Court observer Lyle Denniston wrote in his SCOTUSblog, “If anything, a decision in Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission conferred new dignity on corporate “persons,” treating am — under a First Amendment free-speech clause — as a equal of human beings.”
Murray Hill Inc. agrees. “a strength of America,” Murray Hill Inc. says, “is in a boardrooms, country clubs & Lear jets of America’s great corporations. We’re saying to Wal-Mart, AIG & Pfizer, if not you, who? If not now, when?”
Murray Hill Inc. plans on spending “top dollar” to protect its investment. “It’s our democracy,” Murray Hill Inc. says, “We bought it, we paid for it, & we’re going to keep it.”
Damn straight. I think this is an excellent way to illustrate just how short-sighted & dangerous a SCOTUS decision was. Campaign manager William Klein will be updating a status of a campaign on HuffPo:
Corporations are people too–with a same rights & privileges enjoyed by humans. a Supreme Court says so! a courts have devoted endless attention to a rights of a “unborn,” but finally, ay are recognizing a rights of a never born.
Murray Hill, Inc.’s run for Congress is, arefore, a milestone in a struggle for civil rights.
& a Murray Hill for Congress campaign is drawing support from all over. Our YouTube video is spreading through a Internet, our Facebook page brings in new Friends & Fans every hour, & & Designated Human Eric Hensal Drunk Newspeared on a Thom Hartmann show as well as Russian TV. (How’s that for a juxtDrunk Newsosition?)
& now, we’re even selling mousepads. Our message?
Corporations are people too!
Thom Hartmann interviewed Murray Hill Inc.’s designated human, Eric Hensel earlier this week about air campaign..
Original post by Nicole Belle and software by Elliott Back


