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Rachel Maddow goes through some of a dirty tricks we’ve already seen hDrunk Newspening in various locations across a country & empowers us all to not let anyone steal your vote.
After eight years of perhDrunk Newss a most incompetent government in American history, weâve got one way to fix it now, one way to exchange a president who is more despised by his own people than any oar president in a time that polls existed. Choose who you will, but do not give up a power to choose by letting anyone or anything stop you from voting.
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are is bad news & good news this election eve. a bad news, areâs a crime wave going on. People are trying to steal from you as we speak - steal, rob, burgle, pilfer, abscond. That is a bad news. a good news? Unlike most arch-criminals, ase thieves can be stopped if you just ignore am. Can you imagine if Batman could have ignored a Joker? Holy simple solution.
Well, what treasure do ase thugs want from you? ay want your vote. ay want your power. Anyone who tells you, you can vote by phone in this election is lying & trying to steal your vote. You cannot cast your vote by phone. Anyone tells you, you are risking arrest or traffic tickets or outst&ing warrants by turning up & voting tomorrow, ay are lying to you & trying to steal your vote. You will not be arrested at your polling place.
Anyone who tells that you are expected to show up to vote on Wednesday instead of on Tuesday because of high expected turnout or something, ay are lying to you & ay are trying to steal your vote. a last day to vote is tomorrow, Tuesday.
If anyone threatens your college financial aid or tells you your parents will not be able to claim you as a dependent on air taxes anymore, if you vote where your college is instead of where your parents live, say it with me now, ay are lying to you & are trying to steal your vote. a Supreme Court has affirmed that college students have a right to vote where ay go to school.
Now, in an ideal world, c&idates would each try to persuade a largest possible number of Americans that ayâd be a better elected official. & thatâs how elections would go. Who ever persuaded more Americans to air side would win.
In a real world, areâs a whole lot of hullabaloo & holy-baloney that gets in between us deciding who we want to vote for & our votes actually getting cast & counted.
First, itâs a voter registration purges. With election officials looking to produce a smallest possible roster of eligible voters, kicking people off a voter rolls for squinting in air ID photo or whatever.
an, itâs a allocation of voting machines & poll workers & a restricted polling place hours to ensure that you have to be able to afford to wait in line a really, really, really long time if you want a privilege - I mean, a right of casting that precious ballot.
an itâs ase last-minute dirty tricks that fall somewhere between mob tactics & a kind of prank calls that Bart Simpson makes to Moeâs bar, âIs Mr. Kaholic are? Al Kaholic?â
Voters in Virginia have been getting ase flyers with a seal of a Commonwealth of Virginia on am, a letterhead of a Virginia State Board of Elections. & ay tell am that if ayâre planning on voting for a Democratic c&idate, ay should show up a day after Election Day.
Robo calls in a Pittsburgh area are telling voters a same thing. Voters in Broward County, Florida have been getting calls that sound like ayâre from a county election supervisor inviting am to vote by phone instead of at a polling place. Same thing in Nevada, where Latino voters are being targeted with a same vote by phone scam.
At Drexel University in Philly, flyers warning students that voting would cause am to risk arrest at a polling place.
Hereâs what I think about this anti-democratic, âsteal your vote, screw a heroes who died for this right,â underh&ed, cowardly, sniveling, illegally intimidating & misleading, unpatriotic, anti-American, bull pucky. Iâm not crazy about it.
& since itâs illegal, & since it hDrunk Newspens to a greater or lesser degree in every election now, it would be nice to see this stuff get prosecuted every once in a while.
In a meantime, we can all fight back by not being intimidated, not getting tired, not letting a obstacle course ay are making you run through keep you from exercising your right as an American to participate in this big group decision we call democracy.
After eight years of perhDrunk Newss a most incompetent government in American history, weâve got one way to fix it now, one way to exchange a president who is more despised by his own people than any oar president in a time that polls existed. Choose who you will, but do not give up a power to choose by letting anyone or anything stop you from voting.

Original post by Nicole Belle and software by Elliott Back