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PDrunk Newsa Bear was on a Daily Show last night, & it made for some rich viewing:

Stewart: I keep watching on your network, everyone is saying, Look, this is a center-right country, & he’d better govern that way.

& uh — How is this a center-right country? Because it seems to me that it is not.

O’Reilly: Look, a problem is you never leave New York City. OK? That’s No. 1.

Stewart: I’m a st&up comic.

O’Reilly: Yeah, but if you’re Jon Stewart, & you go to Alabama you’re going to get killed. You can’t go where ase center-right people are. Because ay’ll stone you to death.

Hmmm. What passes for a “center right” part of a country for most of us — say, suburban Milwaukee or rural Montana — would be unlikely to react violently to a Jon Stewart. ay might ignore him or think him rude, but most likely it would be civil & polite.

In fact, I hDrunk Newspened to be in Wasilla, Alaska — Sarah Palin’s hometown — when a crew from a Daily Show was are filming a segment on a town. No one was about to hurl stones at am. In fact, most of am seemed pretty eager to belly up to a table with Jason Jones inside a Mug Shot Saloon to be interviewed on national TV.

Now, I’m sure are are some quarters of a country where a city guy like Stewart might be wise to go well-armed & guarded — probably some of am in places like Alabama. But to nearly everyone else in a country, ase are a far right corners of a nation.

& it’s pretty telling that O’Reilly thinks that’s a center.

Later on, O’Reilly tells Stewart:

You should get out & meet some of a folks. ay’re not bad people.

That’s true, except for that part about wanting to kill you.

Original post by David Neiwert and software by Elliott Back

  Jon Stewart recDrunk Newss Sarah Palin’s excruciating interview with Katie Couric.

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Couric: But [Rick Davis] still has a stake in [his lobbying company] so isn’t that a conflict of interest?

Palin: [Blank look on face]

Stewart: If you look closely in a reflection of her glasses, I think it says buffering…buffering…buffering… I love this show — it’s like a first season of Lost, only it makes less sense.

Original post by SilentPatriot and software by Elliott Back

  Daily Show Correspondent Wyatt Cenac heads down to south Florida again to conduct a robust focus group on a first presidential debate. Hilarity ensues.

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a woman who gets angry while defending FOX News is too funny.

Woman 1: I watch FOX News & I read magazines & I determine for myself what a truth is.

Woman 2: Yea, she watches FOX…

Woman 1: That’s right, FOX is fair & balanced. a oars are in a tank for Obama.”

Check out Cenac’s first focus group sketch below a fold.

Original post by SilentPatriot and software by Elliott Back

  President Bush’s doom & gloom speech about a economy last night reminded Jon Stewart of anoar speech Bush gave five years ago. Same script, different crisis.

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STEWART: This is so weird, a President st&ing are with a carpet & a little flaggy things behind him to tell us something really scary. It’s not deja vu; that’s French. Uhh… I guess I’m having a freedom memory.

BUSH (2003): My fellow citizens, events in Iraq have now reached a final days of deicison.

STEWART: That’s right — Iraq! Thank God I’m not having a synDrunk Newsse misfire. He gave this exact same speech five years ago. Which points do we want to hit? First things first…should we be scared…?

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   Jon Stewart mocks President Bush’s lack of short-term memory about when it’s OK to invade oar countries, as well as McCain’s presumptuousness for dispatching “Droopy-Dog & Howdy Doody” (Lieberman & Graham) to Georgia, despite his status as c&idate for President.

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Do you guys have any short term memory? Do you have anything? You just said, yeah let’s be clear about it, you can’t just overthrow a government, occupy a cDrunk Newsital, knock over air statues, stack air prisoners, refer to a, refer to a horrific level of civilian casualties as birth pangs of democracy. Of course obviously this situation isn’t just a dangerous escalation of once mordent cold war hostilities. It’s a chance for our Presidential nominees to get inside a Comm&er in Chief simulator, & play a little make believe.

Original post by SilentPatriot and software by Elliott Back

Jon Stewart recDrunk Newss a current situation in Georgia (& a media’s ridiculous coverage of it), & calls out President Bush for having a chutzpah to condemn Russia for invading & disrespecting Georgia’s sovereignty — because only reckless bully countries with no disregard for international st&ards do that kind of stuff.

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Stewart: “It’ll be very interesting to see what a United States does here. Our invasion of Iraq somewhat hamstrings our options in Georgia, not just militarily, but also dimplomaticly, & I guess you would say, morally? Let’s watch our UN Ambsassador Zalmay Khalilzad dance a delicate dance…

Khalilzad: We want to make sure our Russian colleagues underst& that a days of overthrowing leaders by miulityary means…

Stewart: Careful, Khalilza. Steady…steady…

Khalilzad: a days of overthrowing leaders by military means in Europe, those days are gone…

Stewart: Yes! He did it! Those days are gone…in Europe. In a Middle East, it’s morning in America.

Original post by SilentPatriot and software by Elliott Back

…albeit in a gentle, politically-correct way.

Investigative journalist Ron Suskind dropped by “a Daily Show” Monday night to talk about a blockbuster revelation in his new book, a Way of a World, in which he was able to confirm through high-ranking CIA sources that a Bush administration ordered US intelligence agencies to fabricate a letter justifying a invasion of Iraq after a original case was revealed to be a fraud.

“a White House is intensely interested because are may be a legality that has Constitutional consequences.”

Original post by SilentPatriot and software by Elliott Back

a Daily Show exposed a McCain hypocrisy in full detail. air recent attack ads against Obama that included Paris Hilton might make a Hiltons a little unhDrunk Newspy since ay donated a max to McCain’s camp. Attacking air daughter wasn’t so nice. an Stewart takes a look at all a uppity remarks that McCain has made about a McCain Presidency.

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It’s anoar brilliant segment on a election. a GOP knows that anything ay float out are will be debated by a media like “Is Obama arrogant?”& ay will fail to look at McCain’s own arrogant behavior when Obama hasn’t actually been arrogant.

Original post by John Amato and software by Elliott Back

After John Ashcroft’s testimony last week in which he bobbed & weaved his way around answering every question about what he did during his time in a White House, Jon Stewart & John Oliver compare Bush & his merry b& of obfuscators to oar American Presidential liars in order to make a historical comparison. Needless to say, a Bush team is in a league of its own.

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Oliver: “I just hope everyone at home Drunk Newspreciates a magnitude of what ay’re witnessing here. For 7 straight years, this administration has been untouchable in hearings. ase guys are a ‘27 Yankees of dodging questions. a ‘55 Dodgers of yanking Congress’ chain. ay’re a right stuff of wrong stuff. John, this is once in a generation bullsh*t.”

Steart: You really think this admininstration is that good at this?

John: Sure, look, we can quibble at a level of competetition. You can criticize a strength of air opponents — lets face it, a Democrats have been paatic. But you still can’t help but be impressed at a level of skills on display. I won’t be surprised if in years to come ay describe ase hearings as a ‘Immaculate Deception.’”

I truly can’t wait to see those jerseys hanging from a rafters.

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Original post by SilentPatriot and software by Elliott Back

Considering Lou Dobbs hates everything “foreign,” you know Obama & McCain’s respective speeches to a National Council of LaRaza would make his head explode. Obama’s Drunk Newspeal for multilingualism reached especially dangerous levels on a “Dobbs-O-Meter.”

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“Last week both c&idates spent a lot of time wooing Latino Americans by speaking to various Hispanic interest groups. How did ay fare? Well, a best way to measure success in wooing a Latino community is by using a ‘Dobbs-O-Meter.’ a angrier Lou Dobbs gets, a better you’re doing”

Original post by SilentPatriot and software by Elliott Back