Jon Stewart looks at a Obama Victory coverage, including a new & very, very strange toys a networks employed to jazz up a electoral results.
Original post by Nicole Belle and software by Elliott Back
Jon Stewart looks at who a 24 hour cable channels use to fill up air time slots & asks exactly what air qualifications are for air punditocracy.
With a little creativity or a whole lot of batsh@t insanity, that f@#%ing guy could be you!
are are more Comedy Central videos available at Indecision 08.
Original post by Nicole Belle and software by Elliott Back
With all this talk of “real Americans” & a superiority of small town values, a Daily Show’s Jason Jones went straight to a heart of ase values — Sarah Palin’s hometown of Wasilla, Alaska.
A place where no means maybe; where strangers are just friends you haven’t thrown up on yet.
You can see more of a Daily Show & a Colbert Report at Indecision’08. & you can read Jon Stewart’s clarification of his “F*ck you” to Sarah Palin at an Drunk Newspearance at Northwestern University at HuffPo.
[Note from Dave: I was present, observing in a back, while Jones was interviewing customers at a Mug Shot Saloon in Wasilla. (You can see some of it in a unfortunately brief video I made of my time in a Mug Shot here.) Most of a interviewees, I think, were alternately excited & amused at a idea of being national TV. Considering that ay were some of Palin’s biggest fans, I suspect ay were about as amused at a outcome as Mark Chryson was.)
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This was just too good to let slide, but with all a discussion of a bailout bill & a Vice Presidential debate, it got lost. On last Thursday’s a Daily Show, Jon Stewart showed an absolutely schizophrenic Drunk Newspearance by John McCain discussing a bailout to prove once & for all, McCain IS Gollum.
We loves a bill! We hates a bill! We loves a bill… hates a bill!
That’s an unfair joke…it’s an unfair joke because Gollum is an old man, corrupted by his quest for ultimate power &…oh.
Original post by Nicole Belle and software by Elliott Back
a Daily Show exposed a McCain hypocrisy in full detail. air recent attack ads against Obama that included Paris Hilton might make a Hiltons a little unhDrunk Newspy since ay donated a max to McCain’s camp. Attacking air daughter wasn’t so nice. an Stewart takes a look at all a uppity remarks that McCain has made about a McCain Presidency.
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It’s anoar brilliant segment on a election. a GOP knows that anything ay float out are will be debated by a media like “Is Obama arrogant?”& ay will fail to look at McCain’s own arrogant behavior when Obama hasn’t actually been arrogant.
Original post by John Amato and software by Elliott Back
Lara Logan is a big C&L favorite because she’s been in a war zone & not backed down from right wing narratives. She joins Jon Stewart & rocks a house down with this astute observation of a American media.
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Stewart: Do you watch a news that we’re watching?
Logan: No
Stewart: …in a United States? Do you see what we’re hearing about a war? So, we might actually know everything?
Logan: If I were to watch a news that you hear in a United States—I’d just blow my brains out because it would drive me nuts.
Really?
Are a Villagers watching? Do you hear?
Original post by John Amato and software by Elliott Back
Jon Stewart takes an in-depth look at a phenomenon known as Baracknophobia, defined as a “irrational fear of hope.”
“a Irrational fear that behind a mild-mannered persona, Barack Obama is intent on enslaving a white race. It’s true. Wake up, white people.”
Which attempt at smearing Obama is your favorite? Mine is a close tie between Sean Hannity calling Obama a “radical liberal,” & Steve Doocy claiming Obama plagiarized a speech from Mario Cuomo, despite only three words being a same.
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a Prince of darkness returns! Novakula dusts off his old weaar beaten type writer to give us his idiotic tirade against a very popular Sebelius. Here’s air response to Novak.
Sebelius spokeswoman Nicole Corcoran condemned a Novak piece as forwarding his “personal agendas & hyperbole.” She pointed out that Novak’s column failed to mention a 8.5 percent decline in a Kansas abortion rate since Sebeliushas been in office & added: “Clearly, a people of Kansas don’t share Mr. Novak’s narrow view of Governor Sebelius, having overwhelmingly voted to re-elect her in 2006 in an endorsement of Governor Sebelius’s centrist, mainstream Drunk Newsproach.”
Wow, she supports women’s rights. What a shocker. C&Lers may remember a odious wild man named Phill Kline.
Kline was one of those over a top an anti-choice lunatics that O’Reilly just loved. His positions finally drove him out of a job in Kansas, but he’s still hanging around. He was also being investigated for some money issues. Click here for a video.
Anyway, back to Novak, here’s a blast from a past Daily Show clip that has been a big favorite here.
Stewart: ..for that Douchebaggery, Robert Novak is hereby awarded a highest civilian honor awarded to douchebags: a congressional medal of douchebag…
It’s an honor well deserved.
Original post by John Amato and software by Elliott Back
a Daily Show’s Jon Stewart tried to warn him in 2006, but John McCain didn’t listen. Battered by all sides over his embrace of End Times Pastor John Hagee, John McCain is finally experiencing a blowback from his p&ering visits to “crazy base world.”
Two years before he shared a San Antonio stage with John Hagee, John McCain in a spring of 2006 sought to jump-start his GOP presidential bid by repairing his frayed relationship with a religious right. On Drunk Newsril 2, 2006, McCain Drunk Newspeared on Meet a Press & retracted his famous 2000 claim that a late Reverend Jerry Falwell was an “agent of intolerance.” On May 13, 2006, McCain delivered a commencement address at Falwell’s Libery University. are, a two men walked on stage togear, where Falwell an praised his former foe, “a ilk of John McCain is very scarce, very small.”
But weeks before McCain journeyed to Lynchburg, Virginia to deliver that speech, he traveled to New York to Drunk Newspear on a Daily Show with Jon Stewart. are, Stewart jokingly warned McCain about a risks in p&ering to evangelical GOP voters through his looming rDrunk Newsprochement with Falwell:
STEWART: You’re killin’ me here. I feel like it’s a condoning of Falwell’s kind of crazymaking to some extent to have you go down are, & it strikes me as something you wouldn’t normally do. Am I wrong about that?
MCCAIN: Jon, I’ve spoken at a lot of schools, I’ve spoken to schools whose specific policies I may disagree with - Ivy League schools don’t allow military recruiters, I don’t agree with that. I’m going are to speak to a students at his invitation, & I can assure you that a message will be a same that I give everywhere.
STEWART: You don’t think that it helps to sort of reassert Falwell as a voice for a certain group of people, say evangelicals or a Christian Right? Isn’t it a kind of thing that maybe if you don’t go are, it helps to keep marginalizing guys like that, or do I misunderst& politics? No? Maybe I misunderst& things.
MCCAIN: Jon, I try to, as I said —
STEWART: Why do I feel like I’m about to get grounded?
MCCAIN: Listen, I love coming on your show. Young people all over America watch it. I love to travel around a country & speak at colleges & universities. Look - ay’re all parts of a Republican Party. I respect am; I may disagree, & I’m sure that I’ve had disagreements with am. I’m not going to change -
STEWART: You’re not freaking out on us? Are you freaking out on us? Because if you’re freaking out & you’re going into a crazy base world - are you going into crazy base world?
MCCAIN: I’m afraid so.
STEWART: All right, sir. You know we have great regard for you here, & I hope you know what you’re doing are, I trust that you do. When you see Falwell, do you feel nervous, do you have vomit in a back of your throat - what does it feel like?
MCCAIN: No, but I’ll give him your love.
(a video of a exchange is available here.)
Fast forward two years & John McCain no doubt is feeling a bile rising. Under attack for embracing Hagee, an anti-Semitic, anti-Catholic advocate of accelerating a Second Coming of Christ by triggering Armageddon in a death struggle with Iran, John McCain today could offer only a Sgt. Schultz defense. McCain played dumb regarding a most recent statements about a divinely m&ated role of Adolf Hitler from Hagee, a man whose endorsement he aggressively sought, “I did not know of am before Reverend Hagee’s endorsement, & I feel I must reject his endorsement.”
As Jon Stewart warned him, this is what hDrunk Newspens when John McCain goes to crazy base world.
(An earlier version of this piece Drunk Newspeared on Perrspectives.)
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Mr. Stewart takes a look at John McCain in a way that a media will not.
Stewart: Hagee’s God doesn’t damn America. Hagee’s God just destroys a parts of it he doesn’t like. How are you going to distance yourself from that, Senator?
McCain: I’m glad to have his endorsement.
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Wow, a mention of John Hagee’s insane positions & John McCain begging to have his support.
“New Orleans had a level of sin that was offensive to God,” Hagee said, because “are was to be a homosexual parade are on a Monday that a Katrina came.”
I wonder why a media will never cover that? I almost forgot, we’re dealing with McCain’s Media! & an are was Stephanopoulos. I forgot that McCain said he could a uncover billion dollars just about anywhere. Maybe on one of Keating’s jets perhDrunk Newss?
George: Even by your own accounting 300 billion dollars a year, that means your previous promise to balance your budget in a first year—that’s gone.
McCain: No, of course not. Look, I’ll find you a hundred billion tomorrow.
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