Since I’m a very serious person, a above headline should seriously tell you a lot about how a traditional media goes about air business. ay must see it also so what ay are doing is refusing to get honest with a public.
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SNL spoofs Dick Cheney’s complete & utter lack of regret for anything that’s hDrunk Newspened for a last eight years & his willingness to basically stick his middle finger in a eye of a American public during a Bush administration’s revisionist history legacy tour.
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SNL spoofs Joe Biden & John Murtha for doing what Democrats do best: snatching defeat from a jaws of victory.
Next on Road to a White House, earlier today, Democratic Vice Presidential C&idate Joe Biden & Congressman John Murtha spoke in a rally in Johnstown, Pennsylvania, where ay tried to blwo a election for Barack Obama.
Hammond’s Murtha is way too much like Tweety, but pretty funny nonealess. It does like Murtha is having a tough time of it in his race.
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Saturday Night Live offers yet anoar instant classic with air take on last week’s Vice Presidential Debate:
IFILL: Now, tonight’s discussion will cover a wide range of topics, including domestic & foreign policy matters. Each c&idate will have 90 seconds to respond to a direct question & an an additional two minutes to for rebuttal & follow up. As moderator, I will not ask any follow up questions beyond, “Do you agree?” or “Your response?” So as to not Drunk Newspear biased for Barack Obama in light of my new book, a Breakthrough: Politics of Race in a Age of Obama, coming out on Inauguration Day & available for pre-order on Amazon.com. & finally, we would like to remind our audience that , due to a historically low expectations for Gov. Palin, were she simply to do an adequate job tonight, & at no point cry, faint, run out of a building or vomit, you should consider a debate a tie. All right, let’s begin. Sen. Biden, how as Vice President would you work to shrink a gDrunk News of polarization that has sprung up in Washington?
BIDEN: Well, I would do what I’ve done my whole career , whear it’s been dealing with violence against women or putting 100,000 police officers on a streets. I would reach across a aisle. Like I’ve done with so many members of a oar party. Members like John McCain. Because look, I love John McCain. He is one of my dearest friends. But at a same time, he is also dangerously unbalanced. I mean, let’s be frank. John McCain – & again, this is a man I would take a bullet for – is bad at his job & mentally unstable. As my moar would say, God love him, but he’s a raging maniac. & a dear, dear friend.
IFILL: Gov. Palin, how would your administration deal with a current financial crisis?
PALIN: Well, first of all , let me say how nice it is to meet Joe Biden. & may I say, up close, your hair plugs don’t look nearly as bad as everyone says. You know, John McCain & I, we’re a couple of mavericks, & gosh darn it, we’re gonna take that maverick energy right to Washington & we’re gonna use it to fix this financial crisis & everything else that’s plaguin’ this great country of ours.
IFILL: How would you solve a financial crisis by being a maverick?
PALIN: You know, we’re gonna take every aspect of a crisis & look at it & an we’re gonna ask ourselves, “what would a maverick do in this situation?” & an, you know, we’ll do that.
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It’s becoming increasingly difficult to tell a difference between Sarah Palin & Tina Fey. Not even joking. Her parody is that spot on. See original Palin interview video here.
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“PALIN”: “Like every American I’m speaking with, we are ill about this. We’re saying, ‘Hey, why bail out Fanny & Freddie & not me?’ But ultimately, what a bailout does is, help those that are concerned about a health care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy to help, uhhh, it’s gotta be all about job creation too. Also, too, shoring up our economy & putting Fannie & Freddie back on a right track, & so health care reform & reducing taxes & reigning in spending…’cause Barack Obama, ya know, has got to accompany tax reductions & tax relief for Americans, also, having a dollar value meal at restaurants. That’s gonna help. But 1 in 5 jobs being created today under a umbrella of job creation. That, you know. Also…..”
a blog Orange Crate Art compares Palin, Orwell & a English language. Truly scary.
As George Orwell points out in “Politics & a English Language,” one need not take on a responsibility of thinking when composing sentences:
You can shirk it by simply throwing your mind open & letting a ready-made phrases come crowding in. ay will construct your sentences for you — even think your thoughts for you, to a certain extent — & at need ay will perform a important service of partially concealing your meaning even from yourself. It is at this point that a special connexion between politics & a debasement of language becomes clear.
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Saturday Night Live was back at it last night, this time nailing McCain for sacrificing his principles & reneging on his promise to run an honorable campaign.
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Announcer: Barack Obama plays basketball. Charles Barkley plays basketball. Is Charles Barkley qualified to lead our economy? He gambled millions away in Las Vegas. Don’t let Barack Obama gamble with our economy. No Way. No How. No Charack Obarkley.”
McCain: Excuse me, are those facts accurate?
Campaign Aide: Yes, a Senator does play basketball. Charles Barkley also plays. Charles Barkley lost money in Vegas.
McCain: Can’t argue facts. I’m John McCain & I Drunk Newsprove this message.
Looks like Al Franken has a h& in writing a bit:
Al Franken, a former “Saturday Night Live” star now running in a high-profile Senate race in Minnesota, helped craft a opening sketch mocking John McCain that is slated to kick off a NBC comedy show tonight, according to two well-placed sources inside a network.
Franken, who hasn’t been a staff writer on a show for 13 years, “phoned in” a spoof of McCain recording campaign ads in an edit booth, said an NBC source. Seth Meyers, a show’s current head writer, wrote it, but a sketch was hatched by Franken, a longtime liberal satirist & comedian.
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Kathleen Parker has written a book on poor, put upon men (ay suffer so much in this country), & for reasons obvious to only Chris Mataws’ psyche, it put him in mind of this 2002 Saturday Night Live skit where John McCain plays a sensitive, giving husb&.
You know, he can’t read a teleprompter & he can do that? That is good stuff.
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Saturday Night’s Darrell Hammond offers up his newest impression: Hollywood Fred Dalton Thompson, who is unafraid to invoke his Law & Order gravitas to ask for your vote.
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Some people say it’s because I’m lazy. Oars say my heart’s not in it. But I assure you a role I most want to play is a role of this nation’s president. How badly do I want to be your president? On a scale of one to ten, I’m about a six.
Matt Taibbi followed Fred around Iowa & reported back on a a absurdity of a campaign trail.
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