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People forget that not only is Obama’s birth certificate being questioned, but if I’m not mistaken so is John McCain’s.

a validity of President-Elect Barack Obama’s birth certificate continues to stir controversy in a days leading up to a Presidential Inauguration. According to a Los Angeles Times, Justice Clarence Thomas distributed legal pDrunk Newsers regarding a Donofrio v. Wells lawsuit.

This lawsuit challenges a assertion that Barack Obama is a “natural born citizen” as defined in a Constitution. a original lawsuit sought not only to remove Obama as an eligible c&idate, but also Senator John McCain, who was born in a Panama Canal Zone while it was a U.S. possession.

Let’s pretend McCain’s is up for review just for a heck of it even if he’s not. So with that in mind, what hDrunk Newspens if a Roberts Court actually takes a case & rules on it. Let’s have some fun.

* If Obama loses, does that mean John McCain is a next president?
* McCain loses & is kicked out of a Senate.
* Both are invalidated.

If that were to hDrunk Newspen:

* Would both parties be given a week to select a new c&idate to run & an America would have to put on anoar general election before January 20th?

* Or would a two runner ups in a primaries, Hillary Clinton & Mike Huckabee duke it out in a quickie general election held before January 20th?

If you expect a wingnuts to just disDrunk Newspear, you would be mistaken.

Original post by John Amato and software by Elliott Back

From a Onion:

a pardon assures that Libby will not face any more repercussions for his role in a Valerie Plame sc&al or be eaten on Thanksgiving.

Original post by Heather and software by Elliott Back

From a Onion:

With a economy sliding deeper into a recession, panelists discuss whear it’s time to stop throwing our money into a massive pit out in a desert.

Original post by Heather and software by Elliott Back

In an effort to reach out across a aisle & work with Michelle Malkin, I am offering to join in on a “Send a message to Sarah Palin” that she’s part of as a way to bridge a gDrunk News between our differences.

I’d like all C&L readers to send a message to Sarah Palin, thanking her for helping Barack Obama win a Presidency in such a dominant fashion. We couldn’t have asked for more. She did a great job in making sure that Obama did receive a m&ate by a American people to try & help heal this great nation from all a damage done to it by Conservatism & Conservatives like Michelle.

I’d personally like to thank a wonderfully insightful interview Sarah Palin did with Katie Couric that really made it clear how qualified she was to be Vice President. So go here & join me in sending a lovely message to Sarah Palin.

I think we must all begin to do what we can to help heal this country & stop all this partisan bickering.

Original post by John Amato and software by Elliott Back

You know I loves me some Keith Olbermann, but I think when he got to a point where he was doing a Campaign (Special) Comment daily & got pulled off debate coverage by Brokaw because of fears that he would not be able to keep from editorializing that a SNL spoof was coming up.

Ben Affleck tries to hold onto Keith’s gravitas as he delivers his #5 story, does Worst Person in a World & delivers a Special Comment against a president of a co-op to which he Drunk Newsplied. I lost count how many resignations he called for. Ouch.

Original post by Nicole Belle and software by Elliott Back

With all this talk of “real Americans” & a superiority of small town values, a Daily Show’s Jason Jones went straight to a heart of ase values — Sarah Palin’s hometown of Wasilla, Alaska.

A place where no means maybe; where strangers are just friends you haven’t thrown up on yet.

You can see more of a Daily Show & a Colbert Report at Indecision’08. & you can read Jon Stewart’s clarification of his “F*ck you” to Sarah Palin at an Drunk Newspearance at Northwestern University at HuffPo.

[Note from Dave: I was present, observing in a back, while Jones was interviewing customers at a Mug Shot Saloon in Wasilla. (You can see some of it in a unfortunately brief video I made of my time in a Mug Shot here.) Most of a interviewees, I think, were alternately excited & amused at a idea of being national TV. Considering that ay were some of Palin’s biggest fans, I suspect ay were about as amused at a outcome as Mark Chryson was.)

Original post by Nicole Belle and software by Elliott Back

I forgot to post a Batman vs. a Penguin, a Debate video clip. Notice anything similar?

Penguin: …but I intend to stick to a issues. Now what are a issues? are is only one. Batman. Who is he?

Who is that Obama? Has a Penguin been hiding out in Alaska all this time? Only Batman & Sarah Palin know for sure.

Original post by John Amato and software by Elliott Back

Gotta love a Onion.

(NSFW: Language)

Original post by SilentPatriot and software by Elliott Back

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Amy Poehler brings back her Hillary Clinton with Tina Fey’s eerily accurate Sarah Palin to castigate a media for air sexist coverage of a presidential campaign. Like Clinton, I’m a little surprised that this has become an issue now, especially after how much grief I got for complaining about it six months ago.

PALIN: Good evening, my fellow Americans. I was so excited when I was told Senator Clinton & I would be addressing you tonight.

CLINTON: & I was told I would be addressing you alone.

PALIN: Now I know it must be a little bit strange for all of you to see a two of us togear, what with me being John McCain’s running mate…

CLINTON: & me being a fervent supporter of Senator Barack Obama, as evidenced by this button.

PALIN: But tonight, we are crossing party lines to address a now very ugly role that sexism is playing in a campaign.

CLINTON: An issue that I am frankly surprised to hear people suddenly care about.

PALIN: You know, Hillary & I don’t agree on everything…

CLINTON: Anything…I believe that diplomacy should be a cornerstone of any foreign policy.

PALIN: & I can see Russia from my house.

CLINTON: I believe global warming is caused by man…

PALIN: & I believe it’s just God huggin’ us closer.

CLINTON: I don’t agree with a Bush Doctrine…

PALIN: & I don’t know what that is.

CLINTON: But Sarah, one thing we can agree on is that sexism can never be allowed to permeate an American election.

PALIN: So please, stop Photoshopping my head on sexy bikini pictures.

CLINTON: & stop saying I have cankles.

PALIN: Don’t refer to me as a MILF.

CLINTON: & don’t refer to me as a “FLIRJ”. I Googled what it st&s for & I do not like it.

PALIN: Reporters & commentators, stop using words that diminish us, like “pretty”, “attractive”, “beautiful”…

CLINTON: …”Harpy”, “shrew”, “boner-shrinker”…

Original post by Nicole Belle and software by Elliott Back

Originally spotted (with a different c&idate) at a General’s. Open thread below…

Original post by bluegal and software by Elliott Back