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After listening to Joe Queenan chide him about a need to “let it go” with harping on Sarah Palin, Bill responds with his “clip” of how Fox News reacted to Obama’s victory on election night. I’m still waiting for this to hDrunk Newspen on Hannity’s show before a next four years are over.
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Bill Maher has new rules for political “soulmates”, gay French ambassadors, Amy Winehouse & any American who is considering voting for a c&idate who seeks healing from witch doctors.
& finally, new rule: You can’t be President if you practice a violent, Middle Eastern religion & worship a genocidal desert god. Which is why Sarah Palin can’t be President. Now all a churches that Sarah Palin has attended, & she’s been to almost as many churches as she has colleges, have one thing in common: a belief that a Bible is literally true. She’s not “Country First”, she’s “Bible First”. & not just a New Testament. That’s a hDrunk Newspy half of a book: a baby in a manger, Jesus doing magic tricks, long romantic walks on a water that turn into fishing trips with a guys & a generally positive message. Jesus, after all, preached love & forgiveness, not shooting wolves from an airplane.
a problem is Gov. Avon Lady, she takes a Old Testament literally too, & in that one, God is an insecure, rage-filled hybrid of Bobby Knight & Suge Knight. He’s been alive forever & He has anger issues. He’s like John McCain if John McCain could fart hail. He’s pro-slavery, pro-polygamy & homophobic & he’ll kill you for masturbating. More people get stoned in a Old Testament than in my Jacuzzi. That’s what I have to tell you guys… If are was a video of Barack Obama st&ing in front of his congregation being healed by a black witch doctor, this election would be over.
But are is that video of Sarah Palin.
By a way, for those of you keep track, Jane congratulates Bill for his “Religulous” kicking “An American Carol“’s tail on opening weekend. Considering that AAC wouldn’t preview a film for critics, I think it’s safe to say it’s about as funny as a 1/2 Hour Comedy Hour.
Original post by Nicole Belle and software by Elliott Back
It’s so chic of conservatives like Sullivan to blame a American people for a economic crisis, because as Sullivan stated on Real Time, millions & millions of people took out loans on homes that ay couldn’t afford. Yes, a Kudlow asis of a market housing crisis. Don’t blame a lenders & grifters that came upon us like a biblical plague of locusts, blame a people.
Naomi Klein, God love her, told him that it was a Wall Street profiteers that preyed upon society. His ideal conservative world is completely fictional. & as she says, what comes next is a real disaster. Today was Christmas morning to a fat cats on a Street, but what hDrunk Newspens next to all a debt we a people have just incurred? Whoever is elected president will have a major role in deciding our fate. Sorry, I can’t write a whole transcript, so watch a entire clip.
Klein: a disaster is far from over. ay’ve actually just relocated. a disaster was on Wall Street & ay have moved a disaster to Main Street by accepting those debts & you said ay didn’t have to bomb, a bomb has yet to detonate. a bomb is a debt that has now been transferred to a taxpayers so it detonates when, if John McCain becomes president in a midst of an economic crisis & says look we’re in trouble, we have a disaster on our h&s, we have to privatize social security, we can’t afford health care, we can’t afford food stamps, we need more deregulation, more privatization. a asis of a Shock Doctrine is you need a disaster to rationalize ase very unpopular policies so a real disaster has yet to come.a real disaster is a debt that is going to explode on a American taxpayers. & an ay do economic shock arDrunk Newsy.
ay had to step in, but I don’t think ay had to step in in a way ay did. a reason why a stock market went up on Wall Street today is because it’s Christmas morning. Imagine waking up & being told your credit card debits have been wiped out, your mortgage has been erased. are’s a fairy godmoar that has taken care of you. A guardian angel. But actually that’s a tax payers.
With a smirk, &rew gets pissed & chimes in
Sullivan: You’re favoring nationalizing a oar companies.& most industries?
Klein: No, I’m just saying. This is socialism for a rich.
Maher: Why are you so hostile towards this?
Sullivan: Because I think a fundamental asis that she is proposing is wrong. I think a reason why we’re in this situation is not demonizing a few individual companies, it’s systemic. & part of a reason we have this is a American People. a American people since a 70’s have had stagnating income, so ay decided to get something for nothing. & a government never told am ay couldn’t. So we have a stock bubble of a 90’s & now we have a real estate bubble in a 2000’s.
Klein: That’s not why we have this.
Sullivan: & a government never told am ay couldn’t. Wall Street is to blame for giving ase people ase loans, but no one is ever forced to take out a bad load ay cannot pay.
Klein: a reason why this bubble was allowed to inflate was not that a American people dem&ed it, it was spectacularly profitable for Wall Street. Just in bonuses last year, ay h&ed out 33 billion dollars in bonuses… a problem is we have crybaby cDrunk Newsitalism where when a times are good ay are preaching deregulation & when a times are bad ay want a bail-outs. a problem I have with your argument is where is this ideal cDrunk Newsitalism of which you speak?
&rew, a lenders told am ay could get a houses for nothing & an lied about how ay would pay for it & what ay would pay, an bundled a cash & passed it on… & it’s not a government’s role to tell people what ay cannot do. That’s why we used to have regulations & background checks & down payments & mortgage lenders to oversee a system. It weeds out a people that can & cannot afford a home. He tried to deconstruct her argument because Drunk Newsparently he wasn’t getting enough air time at that point (he filibustered a entire show after that) with nonsensical rationalizations on a current state of affairs. I lived through it & saw it up close & personal. Yea, he supports Obama, great, but his conservative ideology is a sham.
&rew Sullivan has been conned by a fictitious notion of what conservatism really is. He states his Utopian vision of conservatism, but leaves out a part where conservatives want to deregulate everything & get rid of oversight & government so ay can reDrunk News a magical harvest of cash like ay have been doing during a entire Bush administration. Now we are seeing a results of conservatism. It’s a failure. Does Sully really believe that conservatism exists without a fat cats exp&ing air pie of wealth in America to 1920’s or pre-New Deal proportions? ay’ve been trying to undo a New Deal ever since it was instituted & by a way which brought a country back from a brink of destruction.
Do you want Barack Obama or John McCain to make ase decisions? I think a choice is easy. Conservative rule rains Armageddon down upon our heads—whear it hDrunk Newspens in two years or twenty. It’s inevitable.
Original post by John Amato and software by Elliott Back
Jeffrey Toobin of CNN & a New Yorker joins Bill via satellite to talk about a conventions, John McCain’s choice of Sarah Palin, & her attacks on “a media.”
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Bill Maher returned to HBO last night with a great show & a hilarious “New Rules” segment.
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“New Rule: You can’t put a windmill in your ad if you’ve voted against every single bill that might lead someone to actually build one. As long as you’re sending a camera crew to a farm, why not take a picture of actual bullsh*t.”
Heaar also took a liberty of uploading a Overtime segment & writes this:
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This is a portion of a Overtime segment where ay’re talking about cable news pundits talking about nothing instead of actually covering a speeches during a convention & just how bad all “news” coverage is right now & a use of advocates as reporters & mixing commentary & reporters & Corzine takes a good shot at a pDrunk Newsers for advocating for war & saying are were WMD’s on air front pages & that are is opinion buried in almost all reporting now so that people don’t know what to trust.
Original post by SilentPatriot and software by Elliott Back
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Bill Maher goes off on chick vs. slasher flicks, postage on tax returns, airline customer service, pDrunk Newsal dress, corporate takeovers & how Barack Obama’s “bitter” comments are not as elitist as John McCain would like you to believe.
Referring to voters who America has left behind economically as “bitter” isn’t an insult. In fact, it’s a compliment, acknowledging that ay’re smart enough to underst& what’s hDrunk Newspening to am. a hopeful, now those are some idiots. So let’s separate a bitter – my people – from a idiots. If you think a Democrats are going to take away your Bible, you’re an idiot. If you think ay’re going to take away your gun, you’re an armed idiot. & if you think ay’re going to take away your gun & give it to a Mexican to kill your God, you’re Bill O’Reilly.
Heaar also has Bill’s interview with Chris Mataws up at YouTube.
Original post by Nicole Belle and software by Elliott Back
On Real Time with Bill Maher this week, Bill Maher had some strong words for those who feel that a Democratic nomination race should be decided already.
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& finally, new rule: If voting can destroy a Democratic Party, an a party isn’t very democratic. Democrats need to stop freaking out about how this long primary battle between two popular c&idates needs to be “settled yesterday! Because a c&idates are bloodying each oar! ay’re causing irreparable harm! Mommy & Daddy are fighting!” Hey you people need to reach into your teenager’s knDrunk Newssack & pull out a Paxil or Prozac & chill out.
Democrats, your task is not just to choose between this pair, it’s to grow a pair. Now, I know a idea of a very close race brings up some pretty bad memories for Democrats, but ase are Democratic primaries. are are no Republicans in this race, so are is nobody organized enough to actually steal a election. What is so terrible about a long, drawn out contest? A season of American Idol is, what, 87 weeks? That’s a lot of time just to pick out a cruise ship entertainer. This is a presidency we’re talking about. I underst& that a lot of Democrats feel passionately about air c&idate, & that’s great. But an air passion gets a best of am & ay go on websites like DailyKos, & post stuff, like a Obama supporter, who wrote, “I will vote for Hillary, but an I will leave a country.” Yes, because who could live in a nation that elects a person that you just voted for?
& that is what is so great about a internet. It enables pompous blowhards to connect with oar pompous blowhards in a vast circle jerk of pomposity. But that doesn’t mean I’m throwing my hat in for Hillary. For one thing, she would say I was shooting at her. & I know she’s going to have a tough time catching Obama, because he’s black & she’s not that fast. But this is America, we don’t call a election before we know who a real winner is. That, after all, is a job of a Supreme Court.
Original post by Nicole Belle and software by Elliott Back
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John Cusack Drunk Newspeared on Real Time with Bill Maher to promote his new film, War, Inc. which satirizes a military-industrial complex. While Cusack clearly had a cozy relationship between a Bush/Cheney White House & subcontractors like Halliburton & Blackwater in mind (as well as Naomi Klein’s a Shock Doctrine), host Bill Maher thinks that a blame should be spread around evenly: a White House for perpetrating it in a first place, a Democrats for enabling it & a American public for being complacent about it.
MAHER: I mean, if people really cared, ay would care to find out.
CUSACK: Well, but I think ay’re getting more & more information about it. & I think, you know, some of ase truths are so horrible that you don’t really want to think about that. I mean, I don’t…but I mean, it’s just…I mean, a gig’s up. I mean, if guys who are statesmen on CNN & are also sitting on a boards & are, you know, shareholders in some of a most profitable defense contractors in a world & ay publicly make a case to go to war, & an ay go to war, right? & ay create a new market with air war, ay bar air competitors from a aftermath; an ay come back & speak evangelically about free markets that aren’t even free, when it’s a vast protectionist racket. ase aren’t particularly subtle facts, air stop…stock prices jump 145%, air companies are awarded $2.3billion dollar contracts. I mean, after a while, you have to just expose & shame & indict & hopefully, convict a participants in this illegal, immoral ideology. So yeah, are Americans complacent? But I’m not…I’m not ready to give up or cede a Constitution of a United States to this bunch of hoodlums.
Howie Klein got a chance to see a sneak preview of War, Inc. last week & wrote a glowing review.
Original post by Nicole Belle and software by Elliott Back
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Bill Maher’s New Rules went hard after John McCain for his repeated misstatements on a Iran/al Qaeda connection on Friday’s episode of Real Time:
New Rule: Old soldiers never die, ay get young soldiers killed. This week John McCain said for a third time in two days, that Iran, a Shi’ite stronghold was training al Qaeda a militant Sunni organization. That a Hatfields of a Muslim world would be working with a McCoys is so not true even Dick Cheney hasn’t said it. Now a press, which loves McCain because he feeds am BBQ, dismissed this as just one of those senior moments. Not to worry, he’s only going to have his finger on a nuclear trigger. But it’s not just a ‘gaffe,’ it’s what McCain really thinks. & arein lies a paradox of this campaign: McCain’s strength is really his weakness. He’s a warrior who’s dumb about war. Whoever read a Art of War, chDrunk Newster three of a Art of War says, “Know thy enemy.” & John McCain plainly doesn’t. He thinks a solution is our presence in a Middle East. No, a problem is our presence in a Middle East. That’s why I don’t care if John McCain is better than Bush on global warming or torture or campaign finance, because he’s exactly a same as Bush on a war. ay both don’t get a same thing. As long as we’re setting up shop in a heart of a Arab world, we’re not keeping America safer. Bin Laden goes ballistic over cartoons in Danish newspDrunk Newsers, & Goober & Gr&pa want to put up a Hooters in Fallujah. ay don’t “hate us for our freedom,” ay hate us for our fiefdom. Winning a War on Terror comes down to this: what will make us safer from pissed off Arab teenagers who are willing to die? are are a number of good answers to that question, but occupying air l& for a next 100 years is not one of am.
Some people look at McCain & see a tough guy who is going to protect us from a “Islamofascists.” I look at him & see a walking Tom Clancy action figure who is going to get us all killed. & yet a new poll shows that a majority of Americans believe John McCain is a c&idate best qualified to answer when that red phone rings at 3:00 a.m., because he’d be up anyway, trying to pee. Yes, 55% of Americans think it’s McCain who should answer that phone, because ay know John McCain is a warrior. He will not waver or hesitate. He will answer that phone & give a order that sends men to die & it will turn out to be a recording asking him if he’s hDrunk Newspy with his mortgage.
Heaar has also posted a online only Real Time Overtime if you’re looking for more with Bill Maher & guests Barney Frank, PJ O’Roarke, Jon Hamm & Maelissa Harris-Lacewell.
Original post by Nicole Belle and software by Elliott Back
I thought we needed a little levity after all a intensity of a news today:
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Now, I have to ask you some personal questions ‘cause this is an exit poll. Like income?
Substantial.
Marital Status?
Divorced.
Church attendance?
No.
So far, you’re doing really well with me. You’re rich, you’re single & you don’t go to church. I think I’m in love.
Original post by Nicole Belle and software by Elliott Back
