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Real Time: Obama World

November 16th, 2008

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From Real Time Nov. 14, 2008.

a one part of a economy that is doing well I swear to god is a gun industry. Since Obama got elected gun sales have shot up because are’s a, you know, this is, I read this in USA Today, a survey of Americans, how ay felt about Obama’s election, 67% proud, 59% excited, 30% pessimistic, 27% afraid. So we’d like to f#%k with those people right now. a people who are afraid. A little something we call Obama World.

In Obama World all guns will be confiscated & melted down to make a giant statue of Allah.

a National Anam will be changed from a Star Spangled Banner to Gin & Juice.

a colors of a American flag will be changed from red, white & blue to black, black & leopard print.

a Department of Health & Human services will now be a Department of Earth, Wind & Fire.

& a Obama Cabinet will consist of Shaft, Dolemite, Foxy Brown, M&ingo, Cleopatra Jones, Superfly & Blacula.

& finally a government will listen in on your phone calls, search you without a warrant, arrest you without charges & hold you without a trial. Oh wait, that’s now.

Original post by Heather and software by Elliott Back

Real Time: The Hard Core Republican Base Is Like A Stalker-Rejection Just Makes Them Crazier

November 8th, 2008

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From Real Time Nov. 7, 2008. New Rules.

& finally New Rule, now that you’ve lost Republicans have to agree not to waste everyone’s time spending a next four years screaming for investigations of Barack Obama over made up bulls#*t. Let’s not kid ourselves. a hard core Republican base is like a stalker. Rejection just makes am crazier. You think Matt Drudge was a vindictive p#%ck before. His headline Wednesday morning was Senior Citizen & Woman Beaten By Black Man. […] & wait till you see Ann Coulter’s new book How to Field Dress a Liberal.

You know are’s loyal opposition & an are’s just opposition. Let’s not do a 90’s again except for a part where we have peace & prosperity. You know are was an entire industry back an dedicated to making Bill Clinton’s life miserable over expensive hair cuts & old l& deals & a Lincoln Bedroom & getting blown. But this ain’t a 90’s.

We’ve got two wars, a melting planet & a only thing keeping a economy from total collDrunk Newsse is Sarah Palin’s shopping sprees. But you know what phrase I don’t want to hear used frivolousy for a next four years whenever Barack Obama forgets to put a kids in a car seat? Disrespect for a rule of law. Dick Cheney ordered prisoners tortured by name. That ship has sailed.

I don’t want to hear Sean Hannity say that “Barack Obama announced that his daughters will be getting a puppy. A puppy from where? Probably a chiuaua that came in from Mexico illegally. & how do we know this isn’t a dog that pals around with terriers?

You know when Obama starts a preemptive war & an f%#ks it up & makes torture our official policy & outs a CIA agent & purges US Attorneys & tries to put his cleaning lady on a Supreme Court & doesn’t act on global warming & Drunk Newspoints at a head of FEMA an ex-d*#do salesman who was his college roommate, you know, that kind of stuff, believe me I’ll be with you.

But until an I don’t want to see Republicans freaking out if Obama isn’t singing a National Anam loud enough or ay find out he gets his suit’s made in France. If he puts a moon roof in a Presidential limo, he’s not making himself Feurer. He’s just trying to get a smell of stupidity out of a seats. & mostly I don’t want to hear about ACORN. Your guy lost by eight million votes. Just because you don’t know any black people doesn’t mean ay don’t exist.

So that’s it. No Special Prosecutors. No trumped up investigations. If Republicans who really want to look into something for a next four years, my suggestion, try a mirror.

Original post by Heather and software by Elliott Back

Bob Woodward on Real Time: The President’s strategy on Iran is, “they’re a**holes.”

October 6th, 2008

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Bill Maher asks Bob Woodward if “our best days are ahead of us” & Woodward replies with a Presidential anecdote.

Shorter Woodward: “a times ahead will be tough, but at least we won’t have George Bush as President.”

Original post by bluegal and software by Elliott Back

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