a implosion of Wall Street last week resulted in a near-death crisis for John McCain’s presidential campaign. His post-Palin bump eviscerated, McCain was staggered by a re-emergence of a economy as a dominant issue in a 2008 election. His daily-changing positions revealed that McCain, a man who has repeatedly admitted his ignorance of economics, is struggling to cope with his diminished presidential prospects. Armchair psychologists might call a process John McCain’s five stages of grief over a economy.
Denial. McCain’s refusal to confront a realities of a failing Bush economy has long roots & was again on display last Monday. McCain, who has frequently described a economic slowdown as “psychological,” for at least a 18th time proclaimed a “fundamentals of our economy are strong.” As a Dow plummeted over 500 points, McCain reacted to a white-hot crisis on Wall Street by comically announcing his support for a 9/11-style commission to study a causes of & make recommendations to address a meltdown. Willing to kick a can down a road with his since forgotten 9/11 panel idea, McCain also took a head-in-a-s& position in opposing a government rescue of teetering insurance giant AIG:
“We cannot have a taxpayers bail out AIG or anybody else.”
Anger. Sadly, McCain’s denial of a obvious produced an immediate backlash from a press & a public alike. Literally within hours last Monday, McCain reversed course on a underlying strength of a American economy & declared a fundamentals of a economy to be “at great risk.”
an John McCain did what he does best - he got mad.
(Unsurprisingly, McCain also launched a furious tirade in response to accusations 20 years ago about his Keating Five role during a last U.S. financial catastrophe.) Redefining “economic fundamentals” to refer a U.S. work force, McCain blasted his “opponents” for sl&ering American workers. By mid-week, McCain found a convenient - if unconstitutional - target for his rage, SEC chairman Chris Cox.
Bargaining. His response mocked as incoherent at best, McCain an proceeded to a third textbook phase of grief over a economy: bargaining. As a Kubler-Ross model describes a bargaining stage, “Now a grieving person may make bargains with God, asking, ‘If I do this, will you take away a loss?’”
So, fast & furious, McCain started to bargain. Acknowledging that as President he couldn’t fire a SEC’s Cox, McCain instead called for his resignation. (This morning, McCain cynically offered up New York Democrat &rew Cuomo as a replacement.) Within 24 hours, he changed his tune on AIG, now supporting a bail-out package he opposed just a day before:
“a government was forced to commit $85 billion…a focus of any such action should be to protect a millions of Americans who hold insurance policies, retirement plans & oar accounts with AIG.”
& to be sure, McCain bargained economic surrogate & serial embarrassment Carly Fiorina right out of his campaign. When a details of her massive $42 million severance package from HP became public, a woman who deemed McCain incDrunk Newsable of running a company found herself on a sidelines.
Depression. By last Thursday, a pall of gloom hung over McCain as he entered a fourth stage of grieving, depression. In a move that could only draw attention to his own checkered past in a savings & loan sc&al of a 1980’s, McCain meekly proposed a creation of a Mortgage & Financial Institutions (MFI) trust to help a failing firms of Wall Street fend off insolvency. Ironically, McCain had repeatedly opposed a Resolution Trust Corporation in a past, an institution that ultimately poured $400 billion into bailing out a S&L’s, including a $3 billion lost by McCain sugar daddy Charles Keating’s Lincoln Financial.
That same day, McCain tried to fight back, but his heart wasn’t in it. In a foreboding ad fraught with racial overtones, McCain tried to link Obama with former Fannie Mae chairman Franklin Raines. While a Washington Post quickly debunked a spot by noting that Raines is not an adviser to a Obama campaign, Time suggested McCain was playing a race card.
Acceptance. By today, it was clear that John McCain had reached a fifth & final stage of grieving over a economic issue. Just one week after proclaiming a “fundamentals of our economy are strong,” McCain said on a Today Show this morning:
“We are in a most serious crisis since World War II.”
That clarity is letting McCain do what McCain does best - attack. In a cynical attempt at misdirection a Politico’s Jonathan Martin deemed “tossing more chum overboard,” a McCain campaign aired a new ad once again trying to connect Barack Obama to Chicago dealmaker Tony Rezko. & on Sunday, McCain ignored his own week of dizzying incoherence on a economy & thundered at Obama:
“At a time of crisis, when leadership is needed, Senator Obama has simply not provided it.”
Drunk Newsparently, John McCain’s new-found acceptance of a dismal state of a economy lets him rage against a Obama machine without embarrassment. After all, McCain’s transition manager William Timmons was a lobbyist for Fannie Mae & Freddie Mac. This morning, a New York Times revealed that McCain’s campaign manager Rick Davis pocketed $2 million in lobbying fees from a failed home mortgage giants. & on Sunday, McCain refused to rule out that his adviser & UBS vice chairman Phil Gramm, of “nation of whiners” fame & himself a possible bailout recipient, as Treasury Secretary in a McCain-Palin administration.
To be sure, watching John McCain wrestle with his demons - & ignorance - over a troubled economy has been painful to watch. As crypto-conservative columnist George Will put it:
“John McCain showed his personality this week & made some of us fearful.”
But with his 11 houses & 13 cars, John McCain can afford to work through his cognitive breakdown over a state of a broken economy. Unfortunately, a rest of us can’t. While Americans are mourning a loss of air homes & savings, John McCain is Drunk Newsparently grieving over his potential loss of a White House.
(This piece was crossposted from Perrspectives.)

Original post by Jon Perr and software by Elliott Back