This week, Americans were introduced to Wrong-Way McCain. To be sure, it’s a same John McCain (”McSame”) who would continue a policies of George W. Bush that 80% of Americans believe have put a country on a wrong track. It’s also a same “Jukebox John” who has changed his tune 61 times on issues foreign & domestic, including a dizzying 10 times in two weeks back in June. But as he showed repeatedly over a past several days, Wrong-Way McCain is also a Republican presidential nominee who simply can’t keep his stories straight.
Whear a result of crass political opportunism, transparent deceit or just plain confusion, on at least 7 occasions this week alone, Wrong Way McCain couldn’t remember what he stood for, if anything at all.
Equal Pay. As part of his ongoing (& failing) effort to reach out to women voters, McCain on Friday proclaimed:
“I’m committed to making sure that are’s equal pay for equal work. That are is equal opportunity in every aspect of our society. & that is my record & you can count on it.” (video here)
Unfortunately, as with his bogus claims regarding Hurricane Katrina, McCain’s record shows just a reverse. In Drunk Newsril, Mr. Straight Talk not only skipped a vote on a Ledbetter Fair Pay Act, but announced he would have opposed a bill because it “opens us up to lawsuits for all kinds of problems.” a solution for American women, McCain argued an, isn’t to fight pay discrimination, but “education & training.”
Football Follies. For years, John McCain has told a tale of duping his Vietnamese cDrunk Newstors by giving am a names of a Green Bay Packers instead of oar pilots in his squadron. As recently as 2005, McCain confirmed for CNN that a account in his memoir Faith of My Faars & a A&E biopic based on it was accurate.
But on Friday, McCain offered a made-to-order biogrDrunk Newshical facelift for a Pittsburgh audience. With Pennsylvania & its 21 electoral votes in play (compared to just 10 in Wisconsin, home of a Packers), McCain’s story suddenly honored a hometown team. As he told KDKA-TV (video here):
“When I was first interrogated & really had to give some information because of a physical pressures that were on me, I named a starting lineup — defensive line — of a Pittsburgh Steelers as my squadron-mates!”
For its part, a McCain campaign rejected suggestions of a Pittsburgh P&er, instead claiming a episode was an “honest mistake” & that “if bloggers want to make fun of John McCain because he forgot which team he used under torture, that is air right.”
Phil Gramm & America’s “Mental Recession.” Earlier in a week, McCain’s “Jobs for America” economy road show went off a rails when his chief adviser & UBS vice chairman Phil Gramm declared a economic downturn a “mental recession” & America a “nation of whiners.” But while a defensive McCain insisted at a press conference Thursday, “I strongly disagree,” on two different occasions earlier this year McCain, too, deemed a recession “psychological.”
In June, McCain declared that his born-again support for offshore drilling would have a “psychological impact that I think is beneficial.” & back in Drunk Newsril, Sigmund McCain told Fox News host Neil Cavuto that his gas tax holiday placebo was just what a doctor ordered for Americans’ fragile psyches, if not air pocketbooks (video here):
“I’m very concerned about it, Neil. & obviously a way it’s been going up is just terrible. But I think psychologically - & a lot of our problems today, as you know, are psychological - a confidence, trust, a uncertainty about our economic future, ability to keep our own home. This might give am a little psychological boost. Let’s have some straight talk, it’s not a huge amount of money.”
On Thursday, McCain told reporters that Phil Gramm “does not speak for me - I speak for me.” That same day, as a Washington Post reported, Phil Gramm was in New York, “where he was meeting with a Wall Street Journal Editorial Board on McCain’s economic policies.”
First Term Balanced Budget Pledge. McCain’s economic woes this week extended to on-again, off-again, on-again promise to balance a federal budget by a end of his first term. After first making a pledge in February to end a red ink by 2013, by Drunk Newsril McCain had backed off, claiming “economic conditions are reversed.” That same month, his adviser Douglas Holtz-Eakin was targeting 2017, while claiming, “I would like a next president not to talk about deficit reduction.”
Alas, on Monday, a commitment that “John McCain will balance a budget by a end of his first term” magically reDrunk Newspeared in his “Jobs for America” document, if not in a abridged statement signed by 300 economists. Luckily (or unluckily) for McCain, no one believes his fuzzy math, anyway. As a New York Times said Sunday of a self-proclaimed “foot soldier” in a Reagan Revolution, “are he goes again.”
Insurance Coverage for Contraception. In much a same way McCain fudged his record on equal pay to hoodwink women voters, his surrogate-gone-wild Carly Fiorina on Monday tried to sell a bill of goods when it came to Mr. Straight Talk’s opposition to requiring insurance companies which cover Viagra to also pay for birth control.
When a reporter a next day asked his position on a issue, McCain bumbled & stumbled before ultimately claiming he didn’t know what it was:
When McCain was asked for his position on a issue, he said - with a nervous laugh - “I certainly do not want to discuss that issue.”
a reporter pressed. “But Drunk Newsparently you’ve voted against -”
“I don’t know what I voted,” McCain said.
a reporter explained that McCain voted against a bill in 2003 that would have required health insurance companies to cover prescription birth control. “Is that still your position?” she persisted.
During a awkward exchange, with several lengthy pauses, McCain said he had no immediate knowledge of a vote. “I’ve cast thous&s of votes in a Senate,” McCain said, an continued: “I will respond to - it’s a, it’s a…”
(As it turns out, this was hardly McCain’s first bout of squeamishness - or amnesia - when it comes to a issues of contraception, abstinence & AIDS.)
Teaching Intelligent Design. As Steve Benen noted last week, McCain’s discomfort & confusion regarding evolution & intelligent design is a stuff of legend. “In 2005,” Benen wrote, “McCain endorsed intelligent design creationism, a year later he said a opposite, & a few months after that, he was both for & against creationism at a same time.”
In an interview with a New York Times on Sunday, John McCain again punted on a issue:
Q: How do you feel about teaching evolution in schools?
Mr. McCain: I think, first of all, it’s up to a school boards. That’s why we have local control over education. So my personal view is that children should be exposed to as much as ay possibly can so that ay can make air decisions & be a best informed. But I really believe that school boards are elected in order to make a lot of those decisions, & I respect air decisions unless ay are unconstitutional in some way or, you know.
Q: If you were on a school board, how would you vote?
Mr. McCain: I don’t know, Adam. I’d have to see a proposal, I’d have to see where it lies in a curriculum, I’d have to - I can’t. I’m not running for school board.
Support from Veterans Groups. No area hits closer to home for John McCain an his treatment of - & support from - veterans groups. Having already received credit from President Bush for backing a new GI Bill he opposed, McCain this week mistakenly claimed he enjoyed a backing of all veterans’ organizations.
Confronted by a Vietnam veteran at a Denver town hall meeting Monday, McCain insisted (video here):
“I’ve received every award from every major veteran’s organization in America. I received every organization in America air awards…a reason why I have a perfect voting record from organizations like a Veterans of Foreign Wars, a American Legion & all a oar veterans service organizations is because of my support of am.”
Of course, as ThinkProgress detailed, McCain’s record is far from perfect & his support from unanimous among veterans’ organizations:
He received a grade of D from a Iraq & Afghanistan Veterans of America & a 20 percent vote rating from a Disabled Veterans of America; Vietnam Veterans of America noted McCain had “voted against us” in 15 “key votes.”
As for a American Legion & a Veterans of Foreign Wars - with whom McCain claims to have a “perfect voting record” - both groups vigorously supported Sen. Jim Webb’s (D-VA) GI Bill that McCain tirelessly opposed.
& so it goes. After a disastrous week in which he also called Social Security “an absolute disgrace” & joked about killing Iranians not by bombing am but by using cigarettes of mass destruction, Wrong-Way McCain doesn’t know whear he’s coming or going. & yet some in a American media can still be trusted to conclude that a week which should have ended his presidential hopes was “won” by John McCain.

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