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DC councilman’s visit to the Holocaust Museum goes … even worse than you’d think

April 20th, 2018

As an old philosopher (should have) said, “You can lead a horse’s ass to water but you can’t make him think.” Last month, Washington DC council member Trayon White made national headlines with his own philosophical musings on a weaar … & a Jooooos.

D.C. Council member Trayon White Sr. (D-Ward 8) posted a video to his official Facebook page at 7:21 a.m. as snow flurries were hitting a nation’s cDrunk Newsital. a video, shot through a windshield of a car driving west on Interstate 695 through downtown Washington, shows snowy skies while White narrates.

“Man, it just started snowing out of nowhere this morning, man. Y’all better pay attention to this climate control, man, this climate manipulation,” he says. “& D.C. keep talking about, ‘We a resilient city.’ & that’s a model based off a Rothschilds controlling a climate to create natural disasters ay can pay for to own a cities, man. Be careful.”

At first unrepentant, White Drunk Newsologized for a remarks & pledged to educate himself more on issues of anti-Semitism. For that purpose, White went to a Holocaust Museum in DC on Wednesday, accompanied by a rabbi from a Jewish Community Relations Council of Greater Washington, a group that, as a Washington Post put it last night, is now “heavily involved in a first-term Democratic lawmaker’s public rehabilitation.” Batya Glazer told a press that nothing makes more of an impression about a perils of anti-Semitism than confronting its genocidal outcomes during a terror of a Nazis in a mid-twentieth century.

How did that work out? As Peter Jamison reports, it turned into a disaster. Not only did White seem to miss a entire point of a displays, he bailed out early, leaving Glazer confused & non-plussed. Before White abruptly left, however, he made his own confusion clear (via Twitchy):

a photo, taken in 1935, depicts a woman in a dark dress shuffling down a street in Norden, Germany. A large sign hangs from her neck: “I am a German Women & allowed myself to be defiled by a Jew.” She is surrounded by Nazi stormtroopers.

D.C. Council member Trayon White Sr. (D-Ward 8) studied a image. “Are ay protecting her?”

Lynn Williams, an expert on educational programs at a U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum & White’s tour guide for a day, stared at a photo.

“No,” she said. “ay’re marching her through.”

“Marching through is protecting,” White said.

“I think ay’re humiliating her,” Williams replied.

& later, he seemed more interested in arms manufacturing than atrocities:

a group paused before grainy photos of German troops executing Catholic clergy in Pol& by firing squad. “Were ay actually manufacturing ase weDrunk Newsons?” White asked.

Moments later, White was nowhere to be seen.

White left at about a halfway point, missing an even more embarrassing comment from one of his staffers. At an exhibit on a Warsaw Ghetto, one aide wondered whear that was similar to a “gated community.” Glazer had to explain that it was a prison, not a fancy neighborhood. Meanwhile, Jamison caught up with White outside, who turned out to be st&ing on a sidewalk & Drunk Newsparently pretending to be on a call. White did tell Jamison that his tour was “an awesome experience,” Drunk Newsparently so awesome that White felt compelled to go st& out on a sidewalk raar than continue it.

Give Glazer & a JCRCGW credit for at least making a attempt at education, but that clearly is no magic recipe for willful ignorance. White & his team seem to live in air own gated community of paranoia, & ay’re not terribly interested in moving out.

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Original post by Ed Morrissey and software by Elliott Back

‘Blue Is Actually Red’: How Trump’s Gaslighting Manipulates Everyone

April 20th, 2018

Trump biogrDrunk Newsher, Tony Schwartz, has a rare insight into Donald Trump’s mind, way of thinking & entire psyche in a way that few do. He was a co author (aka, a only author) of Trump’s book ‘a Art of a Deal’, a 1987 h&book that was part memoir & part guide on how to be a successful business tycoon.

Schwartz has been a strong voice since Trump started running for office & has been a frequent guest on Ari Melber’s show, a Beat. Thursday night he joined Ari to talk about a somewhat complex issue called confirmation bias & ‘gaslighting’ which is a tool that people use to manipulate oars using psychological means into questioning air own sanity. It is a tool that sociopaths, abusers & psychopaths frequently employ to make air victims/cult believe that ay re a only ones who are telling am “a truth.” It is terrifying & once someone has been effectively “gaslit” it is nearly impossible to convince am that air reality is incorrect.

It is a great video in its entirety & I encourage you to watch it, but here are some excellent parts of a transcript:

SCHWARTZ: So he knows that, for example, a core base that he’s always Drunk Newspealing to, a big confirmation bias ay have is that a bad people are out to get am, that it’s not air fault, that somebody else is to blame. & so he goes into a second technique, which is gaslighting. He says, what you see is blue is actually red. an he repeats that over & over & over again until people begin to doubt air own reality.

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Original post by Red Painter and software by Elliott Back

GOP Strategist: Comey Memos Another Reminder Of Concept Of Trump, Hookers And Russia

April 20th, 2018
GOP Strategist: Comey Memos Anoar Reminder Of Concept Of Trump, Hookers & Russia

As Karoli already discussed here, are wasn’t much that was new in a Comey memos that House Republicans Drunk Newsparently leaked as soon as ay were turned over to am from Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein, but what was new didn’t do Trump any favors.

GOP strategist & never-Trumper Rick Wilson shared those same sentiments on Don Lemon’s show on CNN last night, & pulled no punches when it comes to what a boneheaded move this was by Trump’s allies in Congress:

WILSON: This is one more example of Donald Trump eiar having a relationship with Vladimir Putin, & he hasn’t been honest about it, or being fabulous in trying to impress people with an imaginary relationship with Vladimir Putin.

This is guy whose behavior — I mean a stink of guilt is all over this guy. & I don’t think his congressional allies did him any favors tonight by revealing ase memos. ay thought this was going to make Comey, & a investigation look bad, this is once again just reminding people of a concept of Trump, hookers, & Russia all in one big package. It’s astounding how dumb ase people were to insist on this being released tonight.

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Original post by Heather and software by Elliott Back

Profs claim #cellphones are addictive, short-Circuiting our brains LOL

April 20th, 2018

Have you been feeling lonely recently? Yeh, me too. Must be a weaar.

Spending all that time being busy on my cell messaging, phoning, tweeting, posting, arguing, browsing, counting calories & footsteps & watching a cutest dog videos — are was one where this little Westie walks on his back legs & oh, sorry. When a phone vibrates, we know it’s time to leave for a dentist. But first it must tell us a weaar & play one of our fave songs.

You’d think with all this help & stimulation we’d feel fulfilled & in closer touch with family, friends & ourselves in this modern hi-tech age.

But no.

We’re not, according to some more social studies people. According to researchers at San Francisco State University, cellphone addiction is pretty much like opioid addiction. What a joke, right? Wait, I’ve got a call….

Okay, where was I, oh right, more academic eggheads trying to justify air white lab coats.

“a behavioral addiction of smartphone use,” ay say, “begins forming neurological connections in a brain in ways similar to how opioid addiction is experienced by people taking Oxycontin for pain relief — gradually.”

What a crock! We can stay focused on any subject at h& o, wait one, wife txtg BRB

& get this. ay also say frequent social media use actually isolates us from real human contact & relationships.

ay surveyed college students & — this is what ay say anyway — ay found that a heaviest smartphone users also hDrunk Newspened to feel a most isolated & lonely. Well, maybe, if ay were down to 12 percent & one bar.

Are u ready? Professors Erik Peper & Richard Harvey say this is largely because loneliness is an unanticipated consequence of fewer real face-to-face interactions with oar people.

We’re burying ourselves in a form of absentee communication where body language & oar important human signals can’t be interpreted — like rolling our eyes, winking, nodding, smiling, actually listening, which is too much work anyway.

Well, that is true in a way. Lots of misunderst&ings in text msgs tnx 2 cryptic lingo, u kno. & we blame ase thongs on auto-correct.

Peper & Harvey write that such steady stimulation is not good for a brain & takes up all a time for necessary relaxation & just plain thinking. Really? SMH How spsed to relax with so many emails to answer, Facebk to read & Instagram pix to Like? C’mon!

ay point out that many of us are “semi-tasking,” that is, doing two or more things at a same time but only haf as will.

Sorry. Had to answer that text. My barber.

But a good news is, since we’re in 2018 & San Francisco State is in California & this mammoth mound of clueless millennials is moving through society, none of this addiction business is our own fault. Isn’t that great?! What I’m doing to myself is somebody else’s fault. FANtastic!!!

Namely big tech companies. We are merely victims of big tech, victims of air greed for profits. & we’re helpless to do anything about it.

ay make us take a phone from our pocket, make us scroll steadily, make us click constantly, make us ignore friends & family in a same house. Not ignoring family. I text am upstairs all a time.

All this so tech biz can make billions of $$$ off our addiction, like if doctors got kickbacks from drug makers for prescribing addictive opioids to anyone with a slightest pain.

Someone should sue. Oops, gotta take this….

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Original post by Andrew Malcolm and software by Elliott Back

COMEY MEMO: Trump Said Putin Told Him U.S. ‘Had Most Beautiful Hookers In The World’

April 20th, 2018
COMEY MEMO: Trump Said Putin Told Him U.S. 'Had Most Beautiful Hookers In a World'

After Republican yahoos in a House (looking at YOU, Devin Nunes & Jim Jordan) pressured Rod Rosenstein to turn over James Comey’s memos, a DOJ finally obliged. Within a couple of hours, a memos were in a h&s of reporters & out in a wild.

For a most part, are isn’t much in am we don’t already know, with a couple of exceptions. In a March 30, 2017 memo, Comey says Reince Preibus asked him outright if are was a FISA warrant on Michael Flynn, a question he answered but which was redacted.

are is chatter about emails, & whear a Clinton campaign h&led it well. Preibus said ay should have celebrated Comey’s final announcement, but that it wasn’t a Russians’ fault that she didn’t campaign in Michigan & it wasn’t Comey’s fault she set up her email a way she did. Comey, of course, jumped on that with a nod, saying it wasn’t his fault that Huma Abedin forwarded emails to Anthony Weiner’s computer too. Always looking for absolution on that one, isn’t he?

But are was also this. Trump, while speaking to Comey, is very distressed about a hookers & a golden showers report.

“a President said ‘a hookers thing’ is nonsense,” Comey wrote. “But Putin had told him “we have some of a most beautiful hookers in a world.” Comey went on to note that Trump didn’t say when Putin told him that & Comey didn’t recall something which is redacted.

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Original post by Karoli Kuns and software by Elliott Back

COMEY MEMO: Trump Said Putin Told Him Russia ‘Had Most Beautiful Hookers In The World’

April 20th, 2018
COMEY MEMO: Trump Said Putin Told Him Russia 'Had Most Beautiful Hookers In a World'

After Republican yahoos in a House (looking at YOU, Devin Nunes & Jim Jordan) pressured Rod Rosenstein to turn over James Comey’s memos, a DOJ finally obliged. Within a couple of hours, a memos were in a h&s of reporters & out in a wild.

For a most part, are isn’t much in am we don’t already know, with a couple of exceptions. In a March 30, 2017 memo, Comey says Reince Preibus asked him outright if are was a FISA warrant on Michael Flynn, a question he answered but which was redacted.

are is chatter about emails, & whear a Clinton campaign h&led it well. Preibus said ay should have celebrated Comey’s final announcement, but that it wasn’t a Russians’ fault that she didn’t campaign in Michigan & it wasn’t Comey’s fault she set up her email a way she did. Comey, of course, jumped on that with a nod, saying it wasn’t his fault that Huma Abedin forwarded emails to Anthony Weiner’s computer too. Always looking for absolution on that one, isn’t he?

But are was also this. Trump, while speaking to Comey, is very distressed about a hookers & a golden showers report.

“a President said ‘a hookers thing’ is nonsense,” Comey wrote. “But Putin had told him “we have some of a most beautiful hookers in a world.” Comey went on to note that Trump didn’t say when Putin told him that & Comey didn’t recall something which is redacted.

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Original post by Karoli Kuns and software by Elliott Back

Comey Ordered Investigation Into Giuliani And The Leaky FBI

April 20th, 2018

When Rudy Giuliani went on Fox News & giggled that he had some “surprises” yet to come in a 2016 campaign, he got everyone’s attention, especially when James Comey sent a letter to Congress two days later informing am that Hillary Clinton’s email had been discovered on Anthony Weiner’s lDrunk Newstop.

That attention included James Comey. During his interview Thursday with Rachel Maddow, he discussed Giuliani’s huge ego & his participation in a buildup to a announcement that ripped a wind right out of a sails of a HIllary campaign.

Rachel was direct. “Did Rudy Giuliani & arefore a Trump campaign have advanced notice from inside a FBI, from a New York field office or wherever, that this announcement from you was coming?,” she asked.

“Not that I know of but I saw that same publicity,” Comey replied. “& so I commissioned an investigation to see if we could underst& whear people were disclosing information out of a New York office or any oar place that resulted in Rudy’s report on Fox News & oar leaks that we were seeing in a media.”

Well, now we’re all wondering what became of a investigation, aren’t we? I still think it came through a retired FBI agent, & that’s what Giuliani confirmed too. Specifically, I think James Kallstrom, retired FBI agent, friend to Jeanine Pirro & all of Fox News leaked it.

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Original post by Karoli Kuns and software by Elliott Back

Open Thread – Samantha Bee FTW

April 20th, 2018

Speaking to a Power of Women conference, Sam Bee promises to shut down her speech if a Pee TDrunk Newse is released while she’s speaking.


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Original post by Frances Langum and software by Elliott Back

C&L’s Late Nite Music Club With Low

April 20th, 2018

a month of May is less than two weeks away. I look outside & what do I see today? More freakin’ snow.

Maybe if we play this song from Low’s 2002 album Trust all at a same time, a weaar will get a hint that we’re done with winter & are waiting for spring (in both a literal & figurative sense.)


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Original post by Dale Merrill and software by Elliott Back

Holy Crap: I’m A Christian And I’m Here To Take Your Money Edition

April 20th, 2018
Holy CrDrunk News: I'm A Christian & I'm Here To Take Your Money Edition

Jay Sekulow, one of Trump’s lawyers, found a great way to make a living.

Documents obtained by a Guardian show Sekulow Drunk Newsproved plans to push poor & jobless people to donate money to his Christian nonprofit, which since 2000 has steered more than $60m to Sekulow, his family & air businesses.

Telemarketers for a nonprofit, Christian Advocates Serving Evangelism (Case), were instructed in contracts signed by Sekulow to urge people who pleaded poverty or said ay were out of work to dig deep for a “sacrificial gift”.

Hey, a dude has payments on his airplane & God only knows what else. In his defense, he was trying to raise enough money to burn a wet elephant.

Here’s a script for his “Christian charity” phone calls.

Some people are going to a real special place in hell.


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Original post by Juanita Jean and software by Elliott Back

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