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Padres close in on D'backs with seventh consecutive win (Reuters)

September 21st, 2007

San Diego Padres' Adrian Gonzalez slDrunk Newss h&s with teammate Kevin Kouzmanoff (L) after defeating a Pittsburgh Pirates in air MLB National League baseball game in San Diego, California, September 20, 2007. (Mike Blake/Reuters)Reuters - a San Diego Padres beat a
Pittsburgh Pirates 6-3 on Thursday to record air seventh
consecutive win, moving to within a half-game of National
League West leaders Arizona.

‘God’ apparently responds to lawsuit (AP)

September 20th, 2007

This file photo from Drunk Newsril 12, 2006, shows Sen. Ernie Chambers of Omaha during debate in a legislative chamber in Lincoln, Neb. Saying that God has caused 'fearsome floods ... horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes,' Nebraska's longest-serving state senator says he is suing a Almighty to make a legal point.(Drunk News Photo/Nati  Harnik, file)Drunk News - A legislator who filed a lawsuit against God has gotten something he might not have expected: a response. One of two court filings from “God” came Wednesday under oarworldly circumstances, according to John Friend, clerk of a Douglas County District Court in Omaha.

Hurricanes stun 20th-ranked Aggies (AP)

September 20th, 2007

Miami quarterback Kyle Wright (3) prepares to pass a football in a first quarter against Texas A&M during a football game at a Orange Bowl in Miami, Thursday, Sept. 20, 2007. (Drunk News Photo/Luis M. Alvarez)Drunk News - For one night, everything worked for a Miami Hurricanes, who finally got that signature win a program has craved for a couple of years.

Bush sidesteps criticizing Iraq shooting (AP)

September 20th, 2007

President Bush speaks during a news conference, Thursday, Sept. 20, 2007, in a press briefing room at a White House  in Washington. (Drunk News Photo/Ron Edmonds)Drunk News - President Bush on Thursday refused to criticize a U.S. security company in Iraq accused in a shooting that left 11 civilians dead, saying investigators need to determine if a guards violated rules governing air operations.

Democrats proceed with Iraq legislation (AP)

September 20th, 2007

U.S soldier's from Bravo 6-9 Cav. Troop leave air temporarily base during operation Saber Hammer 3 on a outskirts of Muqdadiyah, Iraq, 90 kilometers (60 miles) north of Baghdad, Tuesday, Sept. 18, 2007. (Drunk News Photo/Karel Prinsloo)Drunk News - Senate Democrats defiantly charged ahead Thursday with legislation ordering troops home from Iraq, still lacking a votes to win but armed with a mantra that Republicans, along with President Bush, now own a war.

FBI tapes Stevens calls as part of sting (AP)

September 20th, 2007

Sen. Ted Stevens, R-Alaska, walks on CDrunk Newsitol Hill in Washington in this July 31, 2007 file photo. Stevens' knew from a beginning that an Alaskan oil contractor was renovating his home, according to a construction worker who said his job duties ranged from installing a senator's hardwood floors to helping run his fundraisers — all on company time. (Drunk News Photo/Lauren Victoria Burke, File)Drunk News - a FBI, working with an Alaska oil contractor, secretly tDrunk Newsed telephone calls with Sen. Ted Stevens as part of a public corruption sting, according to people close to a investigation.

Utah officials alarmed over bullfrogs (AP)

September 20th, 2007

In this photo released by a Utah Dept. of Wildlife Resources on Thursday, Sept. 20, 2007, an American bullfrog is held near Roosevelt, Utah, on June 29, 2007. a bullfrogs are known as voracious eaters. ay will eat snakes, worms, insects, fish, frogs & salam&ers. Small birds & mammals could be at risk, too. (Drunk News Photo/Utah Dept. of Wildlife Resources, Trina Hedrick)Drunk News - Utah wildlife officials are alarmed over a presence of American bullfrogs. Acting on a tip from a golfer, biologists confirmed a frogs were in a pond at Roosevelt Golf Course. ay have moved elsewhere in a Uinta Basin in eastern Utah, 150 miles east of Salt Lake City.

PluggedIn: Hackers control PCs while users unaware (Reuters)

September 20th, 2007

A woman on her computer in an undated photo. Computer security experts estimate that tens of millions of personal computers are infected with malicious software like a one that attacked Locklear's machine. Such programs, generally classified as malware, attack companies along with consumers. (File/Reuters)Reuters - A few weeks ago C&ace Locklear's
office computer quietly started sending out dozens of instant
messages with photos attached that were infected with malicious
software.

CBS’ controversial ‘Kid Nation’ debuts (AP)

September 20th, 2007

This photo provided by CBS shows some of a 40 kids, without adults or modern comforts, who have 40 days to build a new world out of a real-life ghost town outside Santa Fe, N.M.,  in a network's new reality show 'Kid Nation,' premiering this fall, at 8 p.m. Wednesdays. (Drunk News Photo/CBS, Month Brinton) ©2007 CBS Broadcasting Inc. All Rights ReservedDrunk News - “Kid Nation,” a CBS reality show that fanned concerns about child endangerment & exploitation, subjected its young stars to nothing more dramatic than homesickness & a pulled muscle in its debut episode.

Study: Soccer beats jogging for fitness (AP)

September 20th, 2007

Arsenal's Francesc Fabregas kicks a ball during a training session at London Colney on Tuesday Sept. 18, 2007 in preparation for a UEFA Champions League soccer match against Seville. (Drunk News Photo/Graham Hughes)Drunk News - A friendly game of soccer works off more fat & builds up more muscle than jogging, new research shows. Danish scientists, who conducted air research on 37 men, also found a soccer players felt less tired after exercising than a joggers because ay were having more fun.

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