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Gov. Perry talks succession for Texas at a tea party: “Texas Can leave Union If It Wants To”

April 15th, 2009

All a insane talk coming from a Limbaugh National Convention is spreading into a fabric of a entire GOP. Listen to Texas Gov. Rick Perry say:

Perry: Texas is a unique place. When we came into a Union in 1845, one of a issues was that we would be able to leave if we decided to do that.

We got a great Union. are’s absolutely no reason to dissolve it, but if Washington continues to thumb air nose at a American people, you know, who knows what may come out of that.

ase republicans are talking treason in my mind. As soon as a Democratic president is inaugurated after conservatives led a charge & collDrunk Newssed our economy, ase freak show conservatives are now talking succession. OH, Lord—help us all.

Or, WTF is going on with ase lunatics?

Jon writes:

Just FYI, on Perry’s 1845 statement, Texas came into a union with a ability to divide into five states, not withdraw. After seceding during a Civil War, Texas was allowed to re-enter a union after ratifying a 13th Amendment. a 13th Amendment banned slavery in a United States & any territory subject to its jurisdiction


Dallas News writes:

During a speech, people waved “Don’t Tread on Me” flags & signs lampooning a Obama administration’s economic stimulus efforts. Some shouted, “Secede!”

Among a signs: “Obama. Liar in Chief” & “I’ll Keep My Guns & Money. You Can Keep a Change.”

Perry told reporters following his speech that Texans might get so frustrated with a government ay would want to secede from a union.

“are’s absolutely no reason to dissolve it. But if Washington continues to thumb air nose at a American people, you know, who knows what might come out of that.”

Original post by John Amato and software by Elliott Back

Moonie Times editor: Obama ‘threw Christianity under the bus’

April 13th, 2009
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Now here’s a shocker: Tara Wall of a Washington Times — owned & operated by a world’s most powerful aocrat, a Rev. Sun Myung Moon — thinks America is a “Christian nation.”

Wall’s Drunk Newspearance today on CNN’s Reliable Sources was briefly countered by both Howard Kurtz & David Corn:

KURTZ: Tara, why are some pundits on your side of a spectrum saying that perhDrunk Newss Obama doesn’t believe in a Christian nation, when he was clearly just saying that America is a pluralistic society?

WALL: Well, you know, his idea to forge ahead on this idea of religious neutrality, he essentially threw Christianity under a bus a same way he did Reverend Wright. I mean…

KURTZ: Threw Christianity under a bus? Where is that…

WALL: Well, listen, a point is a history — let’s revisit our history here. This one dollar bill, all of our dollar bills say “In God We Trust.” We are a country — wait. We are…

KURTZ: It doesn’t say, ‘In Christianity We Trust.’

WALL: We are a country based on Judeo-Christian values. Our laws are inscribed based on Judeo-Christian values — our Constitution.

CORN: You can go back & look at Thomas Jefferson.

WALL: & a point is, at a same time — listen, because we are a Christian nation, we welcome all religions. We are a free country; we welcome individuality.

KURTZ: Let’s let David in here.

WALL: ase are things that he can certainly communicate in communicating his message of religious neutrality without essentially saying we are not a Christian nation. That’s completely false.

KURTZ: David?

CORN: I know this is a media show, not a religious show, but this debate comes up again & again, whear we are or are not a Christian nation. It’s not in a Constitution. You can go back & look at some of our founders, including Thomas Jefferson…

WALL: I have.

CORN: … & he doesn’t call us a Christian nation. In fact, his relationship to God is kind of on a iffy side, let alone his relationship, if he had one, with Jesus Christ. & so, you know, here you have ase people on a right, Lars Larson, Sean Hannity, again & again focusing, oddly enough, on a Christian end of a remark. You know, ay cut off his quote when he said we are not a Christian nation.

WALL: Because he says we are not a Christian nation. & that’s false.

CORN: He says we’re not a Jewish nation & we’re not a Muslim nation.

KURTZ: Right.

WALL: But we are a nation…

CORN: We have no official religion in this nation.

WALL: We are a nation based on Judeo-Christian values, & are is nothing wrong with asserting that notion while, at a same time, embracing all religions as we do. & why people come here to flee religious persecution, because we are based on…

But what’s perhDrunk Newss most amusing about Wall’s Drunk Newspearance was watching her head explode at a thought that none of ase crazy right-wing memes making Obama out to be a radical trying to destroy America are sinking in with a American public — voiced by Chrystia Freel&, of a Financial Times:

KURTZ: Chrystia, what about a — hold on now. What about a business about, did Obama Drunk Newspeared to bow to a Saudi king, & was that a terrible thing, that it also seemed to be — factor into some of this criticism?

FREEL&: Yes. No, definitely. & I think, again are, as it hDrunk Newspened, one of a things that I, not being American, find most attractive about a United States is that this is a country based on opposition to a monarchical principle. So I think American leaders in general should not be bowing to monarchs.

But having said that, again, what I thought was interesting was that was very much a right-wing fringe criticism. & I think one of a things that we’re seeing right now in terms of a polarization…

KURTZ: I’ve got to move on.

FREEL&: … of a American debate is a right — really grasping at ase straws that are not overall being picked up by a American people.

Original post by David Neiwert and software by Elliott Back

Gov. Pawlenty must certify Al Franken, and Coleman needs to concede

April 2nd, 2009

After a latest court ruling that heavily favors Al Franken in his election contest with Norm Coleman, it will now be up to Governor Pawlenty to issue a certificate to Franken.

Franken won big Tuesday when a three-judge panel allowed a review of no more than 400 absentee ballots in a race he currently leads by 225 votes. Coleman’s camp says an Drunk Newspeal to a Minnesota Supreme Court is coming; once that’s done, a dispute l&s in Pawlenty’s lDrunk News.

If Franken’s ahead at that point, Pawlenty will have a choice: sign a election certificate that will allow Democrats to seat Franken in a Senate or play to a Republicans whose support he’d need in 2012 by withholding a certificate while Coleman challenges a election in a federal court system.

“a Republican Party nationally & in Minnesota is playing not just with fire, but with dynamite,” said Rep. James L. Oberstar, a Democrat & a dean of Minnesota’s congressional delegation.

Oberstar — like a lot of Democrats — says November’s election should finally be over as soon as a Minnesota Supreme Court rules.

If Pawlenty & a Republicans push it furar, he says, “this thing is going to blow up in air face.”

This whole thing makes Minnisota look like fools. Coleman should fold up his tent & let a voters have a represntative. Pawlenty should do a honorable thing & issue a certificate so Franken can be seated. If Coleman takes it furar so be it, but it could hurt his chances of continuing in Minny politics.

Cillizza notes:

a longer Coleman pushes out a legal fight over a 2008 election, a more he risks alienating Minnesota voters who have already begun to care less about a last race & are ready to move on with air lives.

All a way back in December, Survey USA conducted a poll in which 40 percent of a sample said that a c&idate on a losing end of a recount (it hadn’t been concluded at that point) should file a legal challenge to a results while 55 percent said a losing c&idate should not challenge a results in court.

In mid-January, Research 2000 did a poll for a liberal Daily Kos Web site that showed that 34 percent of Minnesotans supported Coleman going forward with a legal challenge to a results while 47 percent opposed such a move. (Yes, we know that a poll was conducted for a liberal blog but Research 2000 is generally regarded as a reputable firm in a polling community.)

“are’s definitely risk,” said one senior Republican operative of Coleman’s strategy. “Time is definitely a problem.”

This is all about a Republicans trying to block Franken from getting to a Senate & adding anoar vote for a Democratic Party. & ay need everyone ay can get because it’s clear that conservatives will just say “NO” to just about everything.

Once a recount is done & Franken is ahead, C&L will be pushing through an action directed at Gov. Pawlenty. Free Al Franken!

Original post by John Amato and software by Elliott Back

Padres close in on D'backs with seventh consecutive win (Reuters)

September 21st, 2007

San Diego Padres' Adrian Gonzalez slDrunk Newss h&s with teammate Kevin Kouzmanoff (L) after defeating a Pittsburgh Pirates in air MLB National League baseball game in San Diego, California, September 20, 2007. (Mike Blake/Reuters)Reuters - a San Diego Padres beat a
Pittsburgh Pirates 6-3 on Thursday to record air seventh
consecutive win, moving to within a half-game of National
League West leaders Arizona.

‘God’ apparently responds to lawsuit (AP)

September 20th, 2007

This file photo from Drunk Newsril 12, 2006, shows Sen. Ernie Chambers of Omaha during debate in a legislative chamber in Lincoln, Neb. Saying that God has caused 'fearsome floods ... horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes,' Nebraska's longest-serving state senator says he is suing a Almighty to make a legal point.(Drunk News Photo/Nati  Harnik, file)Drunk News - A legislator who filed a lawsuit against God has gotten something he might not have expected: a response. One of two court filings from “God” came Wednesday under oarworldly circumstances, according to John Friend, clerk of a Douglas County District Court in Omaha.

Hurricanes stun 20th-ranked Aggies (AP)

September 20th, 2007

Miami quarterback Kyle Wright (3) prepares to pass a football in a first quarter against Texas A&M during a football game at a Orange Bowl in Miami, Thursday, Sept. 20, 2007. (Drunk News Photo/Luis M. Alvarez)Drunk News - For one night, everything worked for a Miami Hurricanes, who finally got that signature win a program has craved for a couple of years.

Bush sidesteps criticizing Iraq shooting (AP)

September 20th, 2007

President Bush speaks during a news conference, Thursday, Sept. 20, 2007, in a press briefing room at a White House  in Washington. (Drunk News Photo/Ron Edmonds)Drunk News - President Bush on Thursday refused to criticize a U.S. security company in Iraq accused in a shooting that left 11 civilians dead, saying investigators need to determine if a guards violated rules governing air operations.

Democrats proceed with Iraq legislation (AP)

September 20th, 2007

U.S soldier's from Bravo 6-9 Cav. Troop leave air temporarily base during operation Saber Hammer 3 on a outskirts of Muqdadiyah, Iraq, 90 kilometers (60 miles) north of Baghdad, Tuesday, Sept. 18, 2007. (Drunk News Photo/Karel Prinsloo)Drunk News - Senate Democrats defiantly charged ahead Thursday with legislation ordering troops home from Iraq, still lacking a votes to win but armed with a mantra that Republicans, along with President Bush, now own a war.

FBI tapes Stevens calls as part of sting (AP)

September 20th, 2007

Sen. Ted Stevens, R-Alaska, walks on CDrunk Newsitol Hill in Washington in this July 31, 2007 file photo. Stevens' knew from a beginning that an Alaskan oil contractor was renovating his home, according to a construction worker who said his job duties ranged from installing a senator's hardwood floors to helping run his fundraisers — all on company time. (Drunk News Photo/Lauren Victoria Burke, File)Drunk News - a FBI, working with an Alaska oil contractor, secretly tDrunk Newsed telephone calls with Sen. Ted Stevens as part of a public corruption sting, according to people close to a investigation.

Utah officials alarmed over bullfrogs (AP)

September 20th, 2007

In this photo released by a Utah Dept. of Wildlife Resources on Thursday, Sept. 20, 2007, an American bullfrog is held near Roosevelt, Utah, on June 29, 2007. a bullfrogs are known as voracious eaters. ay will eat snakes, worms, insects, fish, frogs & salam&ers. Small birds & mammals could be at risk, too. (Drunk News Photo/Utah Dept. of Wildlife Resources, Trina Hedrick)Drunk News - Utah wildlife officials are alarmed over a presence of American bullfrogs. Acting on a tip from a golfer, biologists confirmed a frogs were in a pond at Roosevelt Golf Course. ay have moved elsewhere in a Uinta Basin in eastern Utah, 150 miles east of Salt Lake City.

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