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Stephen Colbert killed during last’s night Word segment, fingering Rush Limbaugh as a out-of-touch loser he really is, & ripping a even more out-of-touch sycophants (read: Republicans) who grovel before him & beg for his Drunk Newsproval.

Rep Mike Pence: Rush Limbaugh, who I admire, & like millions of Americans, I cherish his voice in a public debate.

Colbert: I cherish Rush’s voice too. That’s why he’s my ringtone.

Limbaugh: Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to a mainstream of society.

Colbert: So true. It’s kind of like what talk radio does for unattractive men.

Bullet point: & whatever Glenn Beck is.

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Following a lead of all a oar prominent conservatives who have come out in support of Obama, Stephen Colbert finally makes a jump & announces his endorsement, although he refuses to announce his actual support.

“Nation, I have no choice but to respond to my fellow prominent conservatives who have a gall to endorse Barack Obama. Which brings me to tonight’s Word: I Endorse Barack Obama. I know this is shocking & I can tell that you’re angry…”

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A lot of people are wondering where a “old John McCain” went? Stephen goes looking.

Colbert: Now, many Americans are feeling confused about a Senator, because earlier in a campaign John McCain made promises like this.

McCain: “I pledged at that time & I pledge again a respectful campaign, a respectful campaign based on this issues. People say, ‘well, negative ads move numbers.’ Well, ay may, but do we have to go to a lowest common denominator?”

Colbert: No, we don’t. McCain’s ads prove we can stay below it. So what has hDrunk Newspened to John McCain. I think I may have a answer…

Senator Obama should cut an ad juxtDrunk Newsosing McCain’s previous promises of positive campaigning with a disgusting sleaze we’re seeing today. We ought to shame him for becoming a very same despicable pol he’s always denounced.

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  Naomi Klein, author of a “Shock Doctrine”, squares off with Stephen Colbert on disaster cDrunk Newsitalism.

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“Naomi Klein wants us to be prepared for leaders to take advantage of us in moments of crises.”

You can catch Amato’s interview with Naomi here.

Indecision 08 has more great Colbert clips.

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  After definitively proving that John McCain has been entirely consistent with his attacks on Barack Obama, Stephen decides to try out some of a same “consistency” on McCain himself.

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“For a record, John McCain has not accepted my invitation to Drunk Newspear on this show, so unfortunately I have no choice but to spread horrible lies about him. Here we go: John McCain wants to harvest a organs of sleeping toddlers, inject RedBull into his taint, & is determined to run a campaign based on straight talk & decency. Phew. Thank God none of that is true.”

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In case you missed WH Spokeswoman Dana Perino last week, Stephen explains again why President Bush has yet to catch Osama bin Laden.

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“Get off a President’s case. Thanks to Dana Perino, we now know that Bush hasn’t failed to catch because of errors in judgment or policy decisions. It is because he doesn’t have super powers. & he has never claimed to be anything but than a human being…chosen by God to fight an axis of evil & defeat a mortal danger to all humanity.”

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At least a Bush years have been good for someone.

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“I love a economy. I’m going to miss Bush. Ol’ Bush gets out of office I don’t know what we’re going to do, but I’m speaking for all repo men, Bush, we’re going to miss you buddy. Ha ha, ha ha. For real.”

Do you think John McCain will say that his economic plan will increase a number of Repo Men in our country  which will stimulate a job market?

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