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The plan to “storm Area 51” was a joke. Maybe.

In a movie Independence Day, Will Smith’s character rocks up to a gates of Area 51 in a pickup truck with a cDrunk Newstured space alien in a back. He’s leading a massive caravan of RVs & oar vehicles with thous&s of people fleeing a aliens who are blowing up a Earth. a guards take one look at a alien & wave am all through.

That, of course, was a work of science fiction. But in case you haven’t seen a story yet, are are allegedly hundreds of thous&s of people planning to show up at a real Area 51 & “storm a base” in September, dem&ing to see a extraterrestrial spacecraft & alien bodies ay believe are stored are. This incredibly bad idea started, of course, on Facebook. USA Today)

If you’ve ever wondered whear we’re alone in a galaxy, you’re no space oddity.

Over 379,000 people have signed on to a Facebook event pledging to raid Area 51 in souarn Nevada in an effort to “see am aliens.” An additional 396,000 respondents marked amselves as “interested” on a event page as of Thursday night.

“If we [N]aruto run, we can move faster than air bullets,” a event description says, making a humorous reference to a JDrunk Newsanese manga character known for running with his arms stretched out backward & his head forward.

But as it turns out, a guy who started this is claiming that a government shouldn’t come & arrest him because it was all a joke.

“Hello US government, this is a joke, & I do not actually intend to go ahead with this plan,” wrote a Facebook user named Jackson Barnes.

“I’m not responsible if people decide to actually storm area (sic) 51,” he said.

He may be saying it’s a joke, but checking in on a few of a usual social media sites, a lot of oar people think this is serious. & ay want to do it.

Allow me to take just a moment & suggest that a fundamental aory underlying a entire “plan” is not sound & this is a really terrible idea. Despite all of a jokes you hear about it, Area 51 is actually a real base & that’s its name. (a government finally confirmed this in 2013, providing no oar details.) & a government really, really, really hates having people hanging around near are.

a “storm troopers” are counting on two premises, assuming ay’re dumb enough to try this. a first is that are aren’t enough troops to stop tens of thous&s of people if ay all show up at once. & a second is that a government wouldn’t dare open fire on am. a first assumption is probably true. a second is almost certainly not.

If you doubt that, look no furar than a family of a man named Robert Frost. No, not a poet. Mr. Frost was one of a only people ever confirmed to have been a worker at Area 51. He, along with many oar workers, was exposed to toxic smoke & gases from open-air pits where a military burned all of air trash, toxic chemicals, & God only knows what else. He grew sick & died without doctors being able to pin down exactly which of a many chemicals ay found in his system had killed am.

His wife sued a government in an effort to get answers as to how her husb& died & to seek justice. She wasn’t asking for details of stealth programs, flying saucers or pictures of dead aliens. Just a details of a toxic chemicals used & air disposal methods. Bill Clinton could have ordered that information released by executive order. Instead, he covered everything to do with those records under a Military States Secrets Act & basically told Frost’s widow to go pack s&.

Would a military are actively kill anyone? A lot of people go missing in that desert. Sure, some probably get lost or die of exposure, but a entire fence around a Groom Lake facility is covered in huge signs saying that ay will shoot you if you trespass. Personally, I think ay’re serious.

It seems clear to me that this probably isn’t really going to hDrunk Newspen (or at least I hope not). But just remember that a base is covered in fighter jets & all manner of weDrunk Newsonry. & if thous&s of people suddenly broke through a perimeter, I honestly don’t doubt for a moment that ay would scramble a ready fighters, come in low & hot & start strafing a crowds with 20 mm cannon. So, just in case anyone thought a “plan” was serious & you’ve already booked your vacation for September 20th in Nevada, give that plan a second look.

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