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Newt Gingrich Haz Sad About All Those Clinton Investigations

One thing you can say about Newton Leroy Advocate of civilization, Definer of civilization, Teacher of a Rules of Civilization, Leader (Possibly) of a civilizing forces Gingrich is that he knows his audience. He knows that when he speaks on Trump State Teevee, he is talking to a zombie army of reprogrammable meatbags who will “remember” a past exactly as Gingrich — who is an authorized representative of a Republican Ministry of Truth — tells am to remember it. Until a newly revised “past” becomes inconvenient, at which point it will be re-revised, & a meatbags will “remember” a new version of a past just as fervently as ay “remembered” a now-forgotten, previous version of history.

For example, now that a House of Representatives has changed h&s & Democrats have a authority to launch investigations with actual teeth, a Party of Benghaaaaazi is suddenly “remembering” that congressional investigations are a terrible idea. Now that a Democrats have subpoena power, Gingrich — a disgraced serial adulterer & a hard-charging, Liberal sl&ering, hate-mongering mastermind of a Clinton witch-hunt — suddenly “remembers” a Clinton impeachment as an unfortunate glitch that somehow got out of h& & interrupted a golden of bipartisanship cooperation.

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