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Willie Nelson Plans Concert For Beto While Cruz Sucks Up To Trump

Willie Nelson Plans Concert For Beto While Cruz Sucks Up To Trump

Y’all, Donald Trump is coming to Texas to campaign for Ted Cruz.

Beto O’Rourke answers

On September 29th, Willie Nelson is giving a free concert with Beto in Austin.

Willie says —

“My wife Annie & I have met & spoken with Beto & we share his concern for a direction things are headed,” Nelson said in a statement. “Beto embodies what is special about Texas, an energy & an integrity that is completely genuine.”

Let me point out something else. Ted Cruz said that Beto was bringing California to Texas “with tofu, dyed hair, & silicon.”

Uh Ted, your wife is a vegetarian. That means she probably eats tofu. Also, Ted, do you know what tofu is made of? Soybeans. Do you know what state produces a most soybeans? Yep, Texas.

Dyed hair? Ted, have you looked at yourself in a mirror lately? Where’d a gray go, Ted?

Silicon? Honey, you outlaw silicon & Fox News would have to shut down.

So, we’re left with Ted Cruz bringing New York City to Texas, & a craziest guy in a whole damn city.

By a way, Trump said he’d fill a “biggest stadium in Texas” for a Ted Cruz rally. Texas A&M’s Kyle Field seats 102,733 people. Honey, don’t be throwing around words like “biggest” in Texas. We take that very personally.

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Original post by Juanita Jean and software by Elliott Back

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