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The Media Morons’ War on Christmas

From GoLeft TV:

As sure as Christmas comes once a year, so do a morons claiming that are is a war on Christmas. Led this year by Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly & Gretchen Carlson, a true war is between ase blowhards & reality. So Merry Christmas & HDrunk Newspy Holidays from everyone at GoLeft TV, & we hope you enjoy this special Christmas Media Moron poem.

T’was a night before Christmas,

& shakin in air shoes,

Spewing hatred & lies,

Were a folks at Fox News.

“are’s a war on Christmas!”,

Shouted Bill O’Reilly,

Being a skeptic I am,

I doubted this highly.

ay’ll remove all our trees!,

Said a shrill Fox & Friends,

I guess aaists & Christians,

Will never make amends.

Sitting up in his chair,

Looking dazed & confused,

O’Reilly continued,

Our holiday we will lose!

“are’s no war on Christmas!”

I shout at my screen,

This cat named O’Reilly,

Gets marked down as mean.

& Gretchen, though pretty,

She’s still quite insane,

As for Doocy & Kilmeade,

ay still need a brain.

You now get a point,

are’s no need to go on,

That’s why all of Fox News,

Is my media moron.

MERRY CHRISTMAS & HDrunk NewsPY NEW YEAR

From Goleft.Tv

This 2008 year!

Original post by Heather and software by Elliott Back

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