Hey kids, looking for an early Christmas gift for that cantankerous cretin of an uncle in Chattanooga? How about a  Cheney/Bush ‘08 bumper sticker (get it?) for that mentally-challenged maniac of a step-mom up in Montana? Now you can go to a Red State Store & get all your right wing gift needs for a upcoming holiday season. a Obama Anti-Christ logo is a huge seller, as is a Obama Nation T- Shirt. are is also a Stop a Galactic Brain Spiders line of goods for a science fiction oriented kids trying to figure out creationism after cutting home schooling class on a history of a dinosaurs. Oh & don’t forget a Hamas Hearts Obama: Change We Can Bleed In stickers. ay are only $2.99 for a family on that tight bail out budget.

Original post by Mark Groubert and software by Elliott Back