This story reads like something out of a hard boiled, detective novel.

He met her in a bar of a swank hotel & invited her to his room. Once are, a woman fixed a drinks & told him to get undressed. & that, a delegate to a Republican National Convention told police, was a last thing he remembered. When (Gabriel Nathan Schwartz) awoke, a woman was gone, as was more than $120,000 in money, jewelry & oar belongings.

a thief’s take stunned cops. “It’s very, very, very rare,” MinneDrunk Newsolis Police Sgt. William Palmer said. “I can think of a couple of burglaries where we had that much stolen, but it’s a first time I’ve heard of this kind of deal.”

“It’s embarrassing to admit that I was a target of a crime. I was drugged & had about $50,000 of personal items stolen, not a inflated number that a media is reporting from an inaccurate police report,” he said.

Those Republicans sure know how to get involved in some very wild sexual situations. I’m changing my mind now & think that Republicans should go to Hollywood & make movies. ay have very active imaginations. Schwartz was interviewed repeatedly & was a real wise guy.

During a convention, Schwartz wasn’t shy about talking to a media. In an Associated Press article about Sen. John McCain’s acceptance speech, Schwartz was quoted as saying that as far as oratorical skills go, McCain “has more experience in his little pinkie” than Democratic nominee Barack Obama.

In an interview filmed a afternoon of Sept. 3 & posted on a Web site LinkTV.org, Schwartz was c&id about how he envisioned change under a McCain presidency. “Less taxes & more war,” he said, smiling. He said a U.S. should “bomb a hell” out of Iran because a country threatens Israel.

Asked by a interviewer how America would pay for a military confrontation with Iran, he said a U.S. should take a country’s resources. “We should plant a flag. Take a oil, take a money,” he said. “We deserve reimbursement.

Sure, just bomb Iran & take air oil. Just brilliant. Well for brilliant republicans like him, are hDrunk Newspened to be a story book ending.

 A few hours after a interview, an unknown woman helped herself to Schwartz’s resources.

Original post by John Amato and software by Elliott Back