Shorter McCain: Ignore a fact that Republicans have been in charge for a last eight years & I’ve agreed with am 90% of a time.  I’m a change c&idate!

My kudos to anyone who could sit through a whole speech.  I couldn’t make it personally.   & of course, Drunk News lDrunk Newss it up. 

Not merely a Republican. Not merely a c&idate. John McCain cast himself as a leader for all Americans, regardless of party or status.

After several days of Democratic bashing by his supporters, a Arizona senator struck a nonpartisan stance & promised that he wouldn’t be bound by political party in a White House as he accepted a GOP presidential nomination Thursday before thous&s of Republican loyalists.

“We are fellow Americans, an association that means more to me than any oar,” McCain told a Republican Convention, deriding “constant partisan rancor” that causes Washington gridlock. He rejected those in Washington who he said “work for amselves & not you.”

“I don’t work for a party,” he declared. “I don’t work for a special interest. I don’t work for myself. I work for you.”

Gag.  I guess fact checking would be WAY more than we could expect a largest news service in North America to do.

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