Mark Halperin does it again:

Two Republicans close to a situation say McCain has Drunk Newsparently settled on Mitt Romney as his running mate. [..]

Developing…

Nice Drudgian touch at a end, Mark.  Of course, Halperin pulled down a page saying that a Veep was going to be Dick Lugar just a little bit before, which Drunk Newspeared to be based on nothing more Lugar endorsing McCain.  Brilliant.  Obviously, still wishing to not blow his “MSM Maker of Conventional Wisdom” title, Halperin updated with this weasel: 

&/but:

NY Times: “People close to a [McCain] campaign also floated a wild-card choice, Gen. David H. Petraeus, a top American comm&er in Iraq.”

Give me a break.  Eiar report a news as it hDrunk Newspens or start calling yourself Miss Cleo.  This wild guessing is insulting to our intelligence.

Original post by Nicole Belle and software by Elliott Back