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So many creeps, so little time. a bronze goes to a owners of a Phillips 66 station in Marion, Kansas, who fired air employee who was robbed at gunpoint, because at a time of a robbery are was more than $150 in a till. a problem was that a employee was in a process of transferring $100 to a safe at a time a robber entered a building to rob it. Those guys are really strict, aren’t ay? I bet ay charged air employees for a little plastic creamer tubs for air coffee too.

a silver goes to perennial nominee Bill O’Reilly, whose ego is incDrunk Newsable of underst&ing that this little feud that he has going with Keith Olbermann is only increasing Olbermann’s ratings share. Billo knows better than to point to Olbermann by name, so his has been a campaign of slurs against a parent company of MSNBC, GE. On this program, he tried to tie GE to sales to Iran via a German company that sold software developed by a GE subsidiary. Of course, Bill has neiar a integrity or a intellectual honesty to admit that a German company, Draeger, admitted wrongdoing & had nothing at all to do with GE.

& finally, a gold goes to Roger “Jabba a Hut” Ailes, president of FoxNews for a singularly most perplexing entertainment news since Lynn Spears announced she was writing a book on moarhood. Ailes fired production assistant Jennifer Locke for publicly saying “I voted for you in a primary, you’re going to win.”

Wait, Rog, you guys fired a P.A. for publicly endorsing a Republican presidential nominee while in front of your own Fox cameras? I’m missing something. Does this mean you’re now going to fire everyone are?

& not to get all tin-foil hattish on you, but McCain’s response: “You’re not supposed to reveal that,” struck me as oddly phrased, in light of what Locke said. I would have expected “Thank you for your support” or “Well, we’re trying…” but “You’re not supposed to reveal that”? Reveal what? Her support or her knowledge that he is going to win?

& to bring this back to a less banal, Will Bunch reveals a REAL worst person in a world.  

Original post by Nicole Belle and software by Elliott Back