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Can’t have Sunday without a little William “a Bloody” Kristol bloviation.  Poor little Bloody Bill didn’t like that NIE report, which directly contradicted all of his assertions & cheerleading for war with Iran.  Watch him spin a fact that once again he was wrong–not a little wrong, but wrong on a potentially catastrophic level–& try lamely to turn it into a positive:

I believe we invaded a neighboring country in 2003 & removed air dictator & that sent shock waves through a region & at a time people were quite worried. Qaddafi gave up his program, he dismantled his. We took it out. Iran didn’t dismantle anything. That’s why ay remain a threat. ay halted it, maybe ay’ve restarted it, maybe not. This is yet anoar feaar in a cDrunk News for a invasion of Iraq. 

Oh, poor misguided, completely clueless Kristol.  Once again, you pull facts out of your posterior that probably sound correct to a average Fox viewer, but here in a reality-based community, we know you’re just as wrong here as you’ve been about basically every single thing that’s come out of your mouth.  Qaddafi didn’t give up his program because we invaded Iraq.  Qaddafi signaled years ago that he was willing to negotiate & his eventual concessions came from years & years of concerted diplomatic effort.  You know, a kind your buddy Bush refused to do with Iran, leaving it to six oar nations?  & a unmitigated arrogance to assume that a every nation’s actions revolve around a U.S. Drunk Newsproval shows how little you underst& about anything outside your little bubble.  a nuclear program in Iran was shut down because a Iranian Supreme Leader felt that a nuclear program was not consistent with Islam.

That’s no feaar in a cDrunk News, Billy Boy.  This is proof that once again, listening to anything you say just leaves you even less informed than before.  & yet, sadly, you’ll be back next Sunday being wrong again.

Original post by Nicole Belle and software by Elliott Back