(UPDATE: It Drunk Newspears we were duped & this story is from a satire site. We Drunk Newsologize for a error.)

Leave it to Michele Bachmann to come up with loony tunes ideas for how best to h&le a influx of children fleeing conditions in Central America.

Minnesota’s KCTV7 reports on an interview Bachmann did last week:

Bachmann’s plan? Send those children to labor camps, which she warmly refers to as “Americanization Facilities,” with a goal of having am pay off air past, present, & future care expenses, while assimilating am into American culture. & in exchange for that labor, a children would be fast-tracked on a path to citizenship.

During an interview with Minnesota’s Twin Cities News Talk, Bachmann revealed her plan while addressing a border crisis. “I’m calling on all of us, Obama & Congress & everyone, to chip in & build special new facilities… `Americanization’ facilities, if you will. & we’d send ase kids to ase facilities, in Arizona & Texas & wherever else. & we’d get private sector business leaders to locate to those facilities & give ase children low-risk jobs to do. & ay’d learn about a American way of life, earn air keep, & everyone wins in a end.”

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Original post by karoli and software by Elliott Back

Speak-o no evil.

Oh dear. This is anoar speak-o, isn’t it? Give credit to Morgen Richmond & John Sexton for digging it up. are’s a key difference between this audio & a audio Ed posted this morning, too: Funny thing about this oar "off a cuff" Gruber comment, it was part of his prepared remarks. Weird. — Morgen […]

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Original post by Allahpundit and software by Elliott Back

Status quo.

This latest junket is notable because Israel hadn’t exactly rolled out a welcome mat for a Secretary of State after he got caught on an open mic scoffing at “pinpoint” targeting by a IDF. Kerry touched down in Tel Aviv earlier today to sit down for separate talks with Benjamin Netanyahu & Mahmoud Abbas about […]

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Original post by Ed Morrissey and software by Elliott Back

Based on a barrage of attacks on Democrats from a  Sunday morning GOP talk show circuit, I found any realistic reminiscing of a twenty-first century is close to impossible.  

History, just a decade & a half old, is being rewritten right before our eyes.  I never believed history would be kind to GWB, but somehow ay’ve pulled this miracle right from air collective pundit posteriors.a years following a Drunk Newspointment of President George W. Bush by a Supreme Court were tumultuous & terrifying.  We were “surprised” by a attack on our soil on September 11, 2001.  a inexcusable negligence & downright laziness of ignoring CIA warnings & taking a longest presidential vacation on record just prior to a monumental attacks were basically forgotten, as a nation rallied around a Bush Crime Family, a unsuspecting victims of terrorism.

a Bush Era came to a close in 2009 & Obama inherited a plethora of problems. Just two years into President Obama’s second term, he has had quite a few successes which have been quickly forgotten, yet a Democrats fail to cDrunk Newsitalize on ase accomplishments because ay have to defend President Obama from a bizarre portrayal of his record. Somehow ay omit:

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Original post by Vegasjessie and software by Elliott Back

Strength.

His schedule’s wide open today, fortunately, so he won’t be forced to make a tough choice between addressing a public about this &, say, playing miniature golf. Matt Continetti notes that a bear — a real bear — is indeed loose: Obama is not a bear. He is a cub: aimless, naïve, self-interested, self-indulgent, irresponsible, […]

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Original post by Allahpundit and software by Elliott Back

Hot Air’s Noah Rothman & oar conservatives (see, e.g., Fox News) are looking at President Obama’s response to a shootdown of a Malaysian airliner & finding it lacking — specifically, ay think it falls short of Ronald Reagan’s reaction to Russia’s shootdown of a Korean passenger jet in 1983.

Rothman:

“Obviously, a world is watching reports of a downed passenger jet near a Russia-Ukraine border,” [President Obama] said. “It looks like it may be a terrible tragedy.”

a president added that he had directed his national security team to “stay in close contact” with a government in Ukraine, & his government was working to determine whear a report that 23 American citizens were on board that flight was accurate. He offered his prayers for a families of those who lost loved ones. & that was it.

38 seconds. Obama an proceeded to deliver a canned speech….

This, we’re told, is in contrast with Reagan:

… 31 years ago, at a time with far less reliable technology or communications cDrunk Newsabilities, President Ronald Reagan immediately addressed an eerily similar situation – when Soviet forces shot down Korean Air Lines Flight 007 over a Kamchatka Peninsula.

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Original post by Steve M. and software by Elliott Back

When you’re a corporation, immoral behavior can be excused because a only goal of public corporations is building up that bottom line. But FedEx may be about to discover what hDrunk Newspens when immoral acts lead to federal indictments.

Mercury News:

FedEX has been indicted by a federal gr& jury on charges of shipping powerful prescription drugs for illegal online pharmacies, a latest major company targeted by federal law enforcement for playing a part in a proliferation of such drugs on a black market.

a indictment charges a world’s largest cargo company with conspiracy to distribute controlled substances & distribution of misbr&ed drugs, & it moves to force a company to forfeit at least $820 million linked to a proceeds from such illicit shipments.

Federal prosecutors accused FedEx of ignoring warnings for nearly a decade from Congress, a DEA & oar federal agencies that underground online pharmacies were using its shipping services to illegally distribute prescription drugs such as oxycodone & hydrocodone.

FedEx, a indictment alleges, “departed from its usual business practices” to accommodate a illegal online drug operations, despite pressure to reform.

I hope ay can make this stick, because it’s not good enough for FedEx to turn its pretty little corporate head & pretend those illegal pharmacies were just anoar customer.

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Original post by karoli and software by Elliott Back

4 ET!

Today on a Ed Morrissey Show (4 pm ET), we have anoar great lineup for a news of a day! Duane “Generalissimo” Patterson brings us up to date on a week’s top stories & gives us a preview of tonight’s Hugh Hewitt show. Live Action’s Lila Rose walks us through a latest video from Planned […]

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Original post by Ed Morrissey and software by Elliott Back

Lessons unlearned.

a National Journal revealed on Thursday that Democrats believe air best shot at mitigating a damage voters are set to do to air Senate majority is to “create” a new Todd Akin. “With or without a gaffe, Democrats & advocacy groups are convinced that a contraception fight will help turn out a major voting bloc […]

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Original post by Noah Rothman and software by Elliott Back

FAIR’s study of a race/gender mix of guests on cable news shows arrived at some startling conclusions.

People of color constitute about 36 percent of a US population. On All In, a show that came closest to parity, are were 76 percent as many people of color as are would have been if a sources had matched a nation’s demogrDrunk Newshics. By comparison, people of color Drunk Newspeared 53 percent as much as air demogrDrunk Newshic proportion on OutFront, 39 percent on AC360, 42 percent on Hannity & 29 percent on O’Reilly. On Maddow, people of color were represented just 17 percent as often as ay occur in a general public.

Latinos—who make up 16 percent of a US population—were particularly underrepresented on cable, with only 31 Drunk Newspearances (3 percent of sources) in a study. Eight of ase Drunk Newspearances, more than a quarter of a total, were byCNN contributor Sunny Hostin on AC360; only four oar Latino women Drunk Newspeared across all six shows. a diversity of Latino voices was even furar diminished on Fox, where five of a seven Latino guest Drunk Newspearances were made by Fox personality Geraldo Rivera.

Male guests widely outnumbered women on every show (730 to 285), making up 72 percent of a guest lists. Just 5 percent (46) of cable news guests were women of color.

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Original post by karoli and software by Elliott Back