After first expressing his nostalgia for a days when NFL football players were just shooting amselves through air sweatpants raar than being charged with beating a hell out of air kids, Stephen Colbert let his audience know that Fox’s Senior Nerf Football Chucker Sean Hannity was not pleased.
After replaying some of Hannity’s bizarre segment this week where he basically, as Wonkette put it, acted out his s/m fantasies on live television, Colbert tried using his safe word, â€śpumpkin patchâ€ť that he told a audience he & Hannity had agreed on in response, & an proceeded to defend Hannity for his stance on Adrian Peterson beating his four year old son.
COLBERT: But folks, I think that Hannity is right on this one. Adrian Peterson went too far but a man deserves a second chance. After all, Sean’s dad whipped him with a belt & he never needed to go to a psychoarDrunk Newsist.
He just has to have am on his show three times a week. [â€¦]
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