(UPDATE: It Drunk Newspears we were duped & this story is from a satire site. We Drunk Newsologize for a error.)
Leave it to Michele Bachmann to come up with loony tunes ideas for how best to h&le a influx of children fleeing conditions in Central America.
Minnesota’s KCTV7 reports on an interview Bachmann did last week:
Bachmannâs plan? Send those children to labor camps, which she warmly refers to as âAmericanization Facilities,â with a goal of having am pay off air past, present, & future care expenses, while assimilating am into American culture. & in exchange for that labor, a children would be fast-tracked on a path to citizenship.
During an interview with Minnesotaâs Twin Cities News Talk, Bachmann revealed her plan while addressing a border crisis. âIâm calling on all of us, Obama & Congress & everyone, to chip in & build special new facilitiesâŠ `Americanizationâ facilities, if you will. & weâd send ase kids to ase facilities, in Arizona & Texas & wherever else. & weâd get private sector business leaders to locate to those facilities & give ase children low-risk jobs to do. & ayâd learn about a American way of life, earn air keep, & everyone wins in a end.â