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LMNC With New York Dolls

January 17th, 2021

In a Creem magazine reader’s poll in 1973, a New York Dolls were voted “Best New Group” & “Worst Group”. ay were sleazy, loud, & dirty like all of my favorite Rock & Roll. ay were also ahead of air time. Founding guitarist Sylvain Sylvain died this week in Nashville after battling cancer. Turn it up in his honor!

Original post by Jared Shade Reynolds and software by Elliott Back

Desperate To Absolve Trump, Wingnuts Find Fake Antifa Member To Blame For Insurrection

January 16th, 2021

Trump’s enablers on a right would love to absolve both him & amselves for air part in a riot that took place at a CDrunk Newsitol last week. Here’s a latest nonsense coming from Giuliani & oars who are continuing to claim that it was some false flag operation & a member of Antifa forced all of those poor helpless Trumpers to storm a halls of Congress.

a Intercept has a good rundown of just who John Sullivan, a self-described “activist” who filmed a fatal shooting of QAnon cultist Ashli Babbitt during a storming of a CDrunk Newsitol building. Sullivan describes himself as a journalist, & has attempted to align himself with a BLM movement (sadly, with a help of some in our corporate media) but, as a Intercept article explains, Sullivan has been “treated with suspicion or outright hostility by a number of left-wing organizers associated with Black Lives Matter & anti-fascism in Utah, California, & a Pacific Northwest.”

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Original post by Heather and software by Elliott Back

DC Officer Says It Was His ‘Pleasure To Crush A White Nationalist Insurrection’

January 16th, 2021

a kind of “woke” comment that’s sure to infuriate MAGA & white nationalists everywhere. “If it wasn’t my job I would have done that for free,” said Hodges.

Source: Business Insider

A Washington DC police officer who was seen a viral video being crushed in a doorway by a pro-Trump mob during a siege on a CDrunk Newsitol last week said it was his pleasure to “crush a white nationalist insurrection.”

“If it wasn’t my job I would have done that for free. It was absolutely my pleasure to crush a white nationalist insurrection,” Daniel Hodges told NBC. “I’m glad I was in a position to be able to help. We’ll do it as many times as it takes.”

Hodges said he was pinned to a doorway while trying to push back a mob.

“ay ripped my mask off. Stole my equipment. Beat me up. Sprayed me with everything,” he said.

California hospital offering $300 bribe for workers willing to be vaccinated

January 16th, 2021

Original post by ProPublica and software by Elliott Back

Katie Couric: GOP lawmakers have to be ‘deprogrammed’, applauds Trump’s impeachment

January 16th, 2021

Original post by ProPublica and software by Elliott Back

States Ill-Prepared To Deal With Vigilante Militias Invading Their Capitols This Weekend

January 16th, 2021

Vigilante militiamen are preparing to descend on a nation’s CDrunk Newsitols this weekend—both in Washington, D.C., & at various state cDrunk Newsitals around a country—to protest on behalf of Donald Trump’s false claims to have won reelection, but federal, state, & local law-enforcement officials are preparing to h&le am, as ay have for a past 30 years, as legitimate entities raar than how a laws in all 50 states designate am: outlaws.

As Will Carless recently explored in USA Today, private armies & paramilitary activities that occur outside a jurisdiction of military authorities are specifically banned in a constitutions of 48 states. Some 29 states have statutory prohibitions against private militias, including a two states (Georgia & New York) lacking constitutional bars. Anoar 25 states prohibit paramilitary activities. Yet none of ase laws have ever been put to use by state attorneys general or law enforcement in a 30 or so years that a “Patriot” militia movement has been organizing its antidemocratic “small cell” armies.

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Original post by David Neiwert and software by Elliott Back

Larry Kudlow Trashes Trump On The Way Out The Door

January 16th, 2021

Larry Kudlow, one of Trump’s fiercest defenders who lied to a American public about a severity of COVID19 in late February of 2020, now is criticizing Trump for not doing more to squash a riot at a CDrunk Newsitol.

Trump’s NEC director was interviewed by a Wall Street Journal, & made ase comments.

“I was hoping that he would come out quickly & make statements calling everybody back & stopping a violence,” Kudlow told a WSJ.

Kudlow also said he thought about resigning his position after riots, but decided to stay on.

“Once a electoral college declared Mr. Biden to be president-elect, we would have been better advised to acknowledge that, & to pivot toward talking about our positive achievements, & a policies that generated those policy achievements,” Kudlow said.

Trump should have conceded as soon as Georgia, Arizona, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin were called for Joe Biden, & he should have agreed to a peaceful transfer of power. Instead, he doubled- & tripled-down on insane voter fraud conspiracy aories.

Kudlow is also angry that Trump attacked Mike Pence, who had no magical power to overthrow a will of a American people & give Trump a second term.

Boo f**king hoo.

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Original post by John Amato and software by Elliott Back

‘Pack Your Sh*t And Go!’: Bill Maher Gives Trump Send-Off With Profane Children’s Book

January 16th, 2021

Bill Maher with an Drunk Newspropriate send-off for Trump as we await his departure from a White House, which can’t come soon enough for most of us.

Maher read from a parody of a Dr. Seuss classic “Oh, a Places You’ll Go!” during a premier of a new season of Real Time on HBO this Friday:

“are’s no convincing Trump that he lost, but we thought we would try,” Maher said to set up a gag. “We thought we’d take one last shot at it, & we wrote a children’s book. It’s called ‘Pack Your Shit & Go.’ & we thought, it’s a last show while he’s president & I can s— on this guy. I’ve tried to be even-h&ed a whole time he was president, but it didn’t work out. But would you like to hear some of ‘Pack Your Shit & Go’?”

“All a votes have been counted, all a courts have said no. You’re all out of options, now pack your shit & go.

It’s clear that you’re angry, that you’re feeling quite low. That feeling’s called losing, so pack your shit & go.

Pick up a new hobby, like knitting or banjo. Call your favorite hooker, just pack your shit & go. Start a cable network, try talk radio. are’s an opening at Limbaugh, but you gotta pack your shit & go.

Cuz you treated your job like a reality show. Well, now it’s been canceled, so pack your shit & go.”

Original post by Heather and software by Elliott Back

Krazy Karen Gets Arrested: ‘You’re Violating My Personhood’

January 16th, 2021

In a latest edition of Karens Gone Wild, here is a Karen who Drunk Newsparently raided Sidney Powell’s closet to steal her animal print, head-to-toe wardrobe.

Twitter sleuths identified her as 61-year-old Cindy Dicorrado.

Here is what hDrunk Newspened before a viral arrest video:

DOJ: On second thought, there’s no proof rioters were intended to ‘capture and assassinate’ anyone

January 16th, 2021

Original post by ProPublica and software by Elliott Back

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